A few years ago I had an idea for a really gimmicky
wrestling character. I've continually put off mentioning it anywhere because I
wanted to save it and ensure it had maximum impact when it was finally used. In
hindsight this was a stupid decision. It's not like I'm ever going to book an
actual wrestling company. The closest I'll come is fantasy booking blog posts
and they're not the sort of place to use this idea. Waiting hasn't saved the
idea, it's simply allowed actual wrestling companies enough time to beat me to
it. I should've known that would happen. I've watched the sport long enough to
know that sooner or later everything
gets turned into a gimmick.
The promotion that's beaten me to this incredible idea is
WWE (hey, they'd already been there before with Tito Santana). On Monday's RAW they aired an introductory vignette for a new tag team
called Los Matadores. It's basically a repackaging of the previously
directionless Epico and Primo into bullfighters. It appears to be a comedy gimmick,
which is good because outside of CHIKARA or a crazier Japanese promotion I
couldn’t see it working as anything else.
This seems good, but I had something better
The idea I had was for a singles wrestler, dressed as a
matador. He wouldn't just have been a matador though. Oh no. He would also have
carried an encyclopaedia to the ring to show he was an intellectual. And to
give him a handy foreign object.
Before each match he would have asked a member of the
audience to ask him a question, at random, using the encyclopaedia. He'd either
have answered it correctly or turned the question back on the audience member
and used it as a way of insulting the town he were in. I’d have had him
wrestling like a matador, sidestepping opponents with a heelish flourish.
That's not something I'm expecting from Los Matadores.
This may sound a little strange and peculiar and
ultimately pointless and I suppose it is. Without any sort of context explaining
the concept of a wrestling gimmick is a little pointless. But you've not heard
the name yet. It's the character's name that I was most proud of and the name
that I think could have made it work.
The name was... wait for it... The Mind-Over-Matador.
Thank you for your time.
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