Showing posts with label Pat Patterson. Show all posts
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Sunday, 21 April 2013

WWE: The Attitude Era (DVD Review)


You'd have thought that a DVD focusing on WWE's Attitude Era would pretty much put itself together. The company has access to a large number of the biggest stars of the time, as well as those employed by WCW, the chief opposition during the boom period. There are more than enough great moments to choose from to highlight the strengths of the time, not to mention plenty of feuds, performers, angles and events to focus on.

Despite this WWE's Attitude Era DVD (released to eyebrow-raisingly little fanfare last year) doesn't do a particularly good job. For starters the main feature is only an hour long. This is a perfectly reasonable run time and allows WWE to cover the majority (but not all) of the most important stuff to a satisfying degree. Unfortunately it's not long enough to cover everything that should have been covered in sufficient detail. Some things you'd expect to be covered heavily are glossed over or omitted altogether. Bizarrely some things you'd think wouldn't get much of a mention are granted a hefty portion of the run time.

Chris Jericho's debut is a good example. While the his first appearance on RAW is included in full as an extra it's not really tackled on the main documentary. The same goes for Kurt Angle. Both men were important signings during the era and could be considered stars by the time it ended. They remain stars today, which makes them relevant to the documentary. That their involvement is downplayed feels odd.

Perhaps I'm reading too much into it. After all neither Austin nor Rock, undeniably the Attitude Era's biggest hitters, get much of a profile either. The only act to get what would anyone would consider a lengthy amount of time dedicated to it is D-Generation X. The approach is at least consistent but for the most part it could leave someone unfamiliar with the product confused as to who placed where on the pecking order.

The selection of talking heads feels limited compared to other WWE releases. Some of the contributors are strange choices. I can't imagine anyone was desperate to hear so much from Rikishi, who crops up time and again to give his opinon on practically every subject covered. His involvement should've ended after he took credit for inventing the Too Cool gimmick (a lie by the way: Taylor and Christopher were repackaged as a hip hop act months before they were united with Rikishi and their deliberately bad dancing was a part of the fun and games from the off). Ron Simmons gets a surprising amount of face time.

Better value are Road Dogg and, amazingly, Mark Henry. Roadie offers a great deal of insight, his sense of humour helping him to come across well. Henry is self-depreciating, useful when the Attitude Era provided fans with so many amusing moments at his expense. He seems genuinely touched when talking about a fan who told him they'd appreciated his work during an angle that saw him dating a transvestite. ‘The World’s Strongest Man’ comes across well.

The feature starts focusing on DX before moving on to Austin (hilariously described by the gruff and intimidating narrator as "a monsoon of good fortune") and the importance of long term stories to the era's success. Anyone who watched WWF programming at the time will be able to tell you the McMahon's appeared a lot as part of those long term stories. According to Pat Patterson that was something everyone wanted to see. Lies like that are what keep Pat employed.

They cover the Brawl for All and wisely don't try to disguise what a failure it was. JBL admits it was a stupid idea. He also reveals that it came about from an idea he submitted to management that was, it turns out, more in line with what the hardcore division became. This wasn't something JBL just decided to do, the entire roster was encouraged to submit ideas regarding what they'd like to be doing on TV. WWE should consider doing something similar with their current batch of stars.

Talk of the hardcore division naturally leads to clips of all the famous bumps and dives of Mick “I’m a hardcore legend” Foley. He's acknowledged as a great hardcore wrestler but it feels half-hearted, as though the people saying it haven't stopped to think about what the term hardcore in relation to wrestling means anymore. There's something off about Foley's spot on the DVD in general. It's as though he's being mentioned grudgingly. Perhaps he is.

Speaking of Foley he crops up as a talking head, usually contributing something either instantly forgettable or giving an example of WWF programming he didn't care for. Most of the things he finds distasteful involved the portrayal of women, although stuff involving DX and 'Sexual Chocolate' upset him too.

Road Dogg and Mark Henry happily reminisce about the more provocative clothing WWE's female talents wore back then. They also mention girls taking their tops off in the audience. I mention this mainly because Henry is hilarious on the subject. Other amusing comments are Big Show describing everyone before Sunny as looking rough and Stephanie McMahon popping up to say the girls of the Attitude Era were "sexy, fun and manipulative". It makes you wonder what sort of values she’s instilling in her daughters.

We're told that when SmackDown debuted the WWF deliberately sought a more comedic tone. It's not made clear why. In fact it wasn't clear that it was actually happening when I was watching SmackDown during the period in question.

Still, it does at least provide an excuse to play the footage of Mae Young giving birth to a hand which leads to Mark Henry announcing he wasn't completely sold on the reveal. When he asked Vince McMahon why a hand had been chosen the reply was "It's a hand!" That story is worth the price of the DVD by itself.

The documentary wraps up by blasting through some clips of 'Y2J' and Angle, devoting a surprising amount of time to Patterson, Brisco and the Mean Street Posse, and the 24/7 era of the hardcore division. I hated that gimmick at the time. I'm still not wild about it now.

Over on the extras disc things are pretty good. You get a hefty selection of matches and angles to browse through. Some merit inclusion more than others. I can't imagine anyone was desperate to see Bart Gunn legitimately KO 'Doctor Death' Steve Williams and the highlight of the Sable v Marc Mero encounter is the commentary of Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross.

Better is a four team tag title match featuring Austin, Rock, Undertaker, Mankind, Kane, and the New Age Outlaws (along with odd man out D'Lo Brown). It's not a bad effort but it's most interesting for involving so many of the major players of the time in one outing. Rock versus Mankind from Survivor Series '98, the infamous beer bath segment, and Chris Jericho v Eddie Guerrero from April 3rd 2000 are all worth looking at again too. All the extras, good and bad, are pretty solid representations of what made the Attitude Era what it was.

Despite the assorted failures with the main feature they do manage to give viewers a taste of nostalgia for a fondly remembered wrestling era. It's also pleasing to hear acknowledgement that Attitude didn't come about purely by design: it was able to happen because the WWF was smart enough to capitalise on viewing trends with American audiences. Various contributors also admit that the Attitude Era saw numerous guys all hit their stride at the same time. It's true and it was the biggest contributing factor to the WWF's success.

The Attitude Era is far from the worst wrestling DVD out there but it does feel like something of a missed opportunity. The period from late '97 to early '01 is critically acclaimed and loved for a reason. It's also the reason WWE is still in business today. It deserved more than an hour but makes good use of what it’s given.

Thursday, 21 March 2013

Creative Control

WWE has been using a team of writers to script their TV shows for over ten years now. Before that they used bookers. The difference is significant. A booker is someone who has been around the wrestling business for a substantial amount of time and understands how to apply its unique psychology to the structuring of plots designed to keep fans paying to see to guys fight. A writer is someone who understands how to structure a television show, using the medium's episodic format to keep people tuning back in every week by using characters, skits, and wrestling matches in equal measure.

The previous system comprised a collection of backstage personnel. Jims Cornette and Ross were involved in booking for a while, as were then-full time performers Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Gerry Brisco, Pat Patterson and others were involved over the years too.

The era of the writer began when WWF Magazine editor Vince Russo was inducted into the federation's creative process. Vinnie Ru has always insisted that he's a writer, not a booker, taking a great deal of pride in the title. Russo, you see, writes TV shows. He doesn't book wrestling.

Vince McMahon has been the man in charge throughout. He retained the final say when there was a booking team and he does so now with his cadre of writers. The WWF is his company. Nothing happens without his authorisation. Basically if Vince doesn't like it, it doesn't happen.

That's important to remember when advocating either approach. Whatever examples you may pluck from WWE's (or indeed the WWF's) past they have ultimately been okayed by the same man. It is all, in a sense, one man's creative vision. Both approaches have brought the company success.

The label of writer is often tossed around derisively by wrestling fans. It's important to note that the success of the company's most critically acclaimed period (yep, the Attitude Era) is usually attributed to Vinces Russo and McMahon. JR left the process (because of his full time job announcing RAW and running the talent relations department), Cornette left the company, and Patterson and Brisco became agents, focusing on matches. While he wasn't the only guy involved Russo was one of the driving forces. I feel this needs pointing out simply to illustrate that not everyone who calls themselves a writer is bad for the product.

Nevertheless the current approach of hiring guys with little or no experience, knowledge or passion for wrestling to be writers is seen as the biggest problem the current WWE product has. It's not a sentiment I'm inclined to argue with. WWE has spent too long concentrating on wooing guys with film, network TV, and Hollywood experience. They know how to bring a fresh perspective to WWE, which is valuable. But it’s happening, and has happened, at the expense of a basic knowledge of what wrestling fans want. It may be marketed as sports entertainment, but WWE will always be wrestling.

Broadly speaking the trouble is that all the writers have the same set of experiences to draw on. Their backgrounds are too similar to provide any meaningful variety in the world of wrestling. Yes they have their place, but it's alongside people who understand what makes draws paying customers to wrestling. Those who know what's been successful, and why, should be working alongside those with a broader experience of television production.


Maybe CM stands for Creativity Manager

This isn't to belittle the efforts of the writing team. By all accounts they have a pretty tough travel schedule and work very long hours. On top of that their role is a constant balancing act between suggesting things that will better the product and not being so radical as to alienate them from the mercurial Mr McMahon. It can't be an easy gig.

But working under tough conditions doesn't change the fact that the current scripting system isn't working. A change is needed in this department, and the most effective option available is to get rid of some of the writers. That would allow for a more streamlined process. The guys that should go should be a mixture of newcomers who aren't grasping what makes wrestling (or sports entertainment) work and veterans who've been around long enough to have contributed all their best ideas. This doesn't have to mean sacking them. WWE's a big corporation, find somewhere else for them to slot in where their experience will be just as, if not more, valuable.

The writers should be replaced with those who know the industry. Agents, managers, commentators, GMs... whatever roles these guys currently play on TV they've all been around wrestling for long enough to have an idea of what a 2013 audience may react to. If someone doesn't work out that's fine, just remove them and give someone else a shot. It's not like WWE doesn't have enough staff for this to work.

I think it would be worthwhile allowing a select few main event guys the chance to contribute more in this area too. CM Punk, John Cena and The Rock are all said to have a degree of influence over what they do and say on TV. Why not put then in the writing team in an official capacity and see if their ideas can benefit the roster as a whole? Cena may not be a great wrestler but maybe he could turn out to be wrestling’s answer to Proust.

Saturday, 14 April 2012

SmackTalk 13.04.12

With this week’s SmackDown being billed as a Blast From The Past it would have been very easy for WWE to overload on nonsensical skits and forget about their regular performers. Thankfully that didn’t happen. The Legends’ (yep, WWE uses a capital L when referring to its retired performers) involvement was kept to a minimum, most of them acting as filler in backstage segments rather than monopolising the show. That was the right thing to do.

The central Legend of the show was ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper. As you’ll read during my tweets I’ve never been a massive fan of ‘Hotrod’. That could stem from him having been long gone from the WWF by the time I started watching in the late nineties. Although it can’t help that I’ve only ever experienced him returning to WWE occasionally and that he’s never really elevated anyone on the roster. I find it hard to find a reason to like him.

His contribution to the show was Piper’s Pit (that’s an interview in front of the crowd with the ring decked out in tartan). That turned out better than expected, thanks mainly to Piper’s guest: Daniel Bryan. At the start of the segment the former ROH world champion received cheers and chants of “Yes!” which he did nothing to discourage. There was no point trying to force the audience into booing him early on: it clearly wouldn’t have worked. Bryan took the smart approach and let them realise for themselves that he’s not playing a nice guy and they turned on him quickly enough.

Piper’s Pit was the best thing on the show as it got Bryan over as the heel and furthered the breakup storyline between him and AJ. It was also announced that Bryan will receive his rematch for the World Heavyweight championship at Extreme Rules in a decidedly un-extreme two-out-of three falls match. The twist (revealed during the show’s opening segment) is that Sheamus will be fired if he lays his hands on a WWE official (because of his actions on last week’s show). That could indicate a title change or loss of a fall for Sheamus but it’s too early to be sure.

The Kane v Orton feud rumbled on. It’s still ridiculous and a waste of time but WWE is going to see it through so there’s no point complaining about it. At least Kane seems to understand that it’s not the liveliest feud ever and is attempting to envigorate things up with hammy acting. It’s appreciated, Glenn.

The final thing worthy of mention is the use of Heath Slater. After months of aimless drifting ‘The One Man Rock Band’ may have found his niche as a comedic pseudo-tweener foil to Tyson Kidd’s babyface straight man. Their brief interaction backstage on SuperSmackDown was enjoyable for WWE’s mid-card. I hope the writing team noticed and keep the two together as a regular combo. It’s the best work I’ve seen Slater do in his two years on TV and it will get Tyson Kidd more television time. Two birds. One stone.

Opening segment, featuring Sheamus, John Laurinaitis and Mean Gene Okerlund

Tweet 1: SuperSmackDown Blast From The Past starring Hillbilly Jim. There's no way THIS can go wrong.
Tweet 2: Bryan and AJ's breakup was just referred to as "devastating and shocking". Hilarity is ensuing.
Tweet 3: Mean Gene opening the show! Let me tell you something, brother...
Tweet 4: Sheamus is one of Gene's favourites. That'll get the champion over.
Tweet 5: "Thank you, Mean Gene. It's an absolute honour to be in the ring with a legend such as yourself." That's not how you address, Gene...
Tweet 6: You should ALWAYS start with either "Let me tell you something, brother" or...
Tweet 7: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAN... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BY GOD... GENE!!"
Tweet 8: Anyway... Sheamus was just apologising for kicking a referee in the face and now John Laurinaitis has joined him.
Tweet 9: There were chants for Daniel Bryan as Sheamus was talking.
Tweet 10: Ricardo Rodriguez is brilliant.
Tweet 11: Sheamus gets fired if he touches a referee. Just don't touch a ref then. Simple.
Tweet 12: Sheamus gets fined half a million dollars. Course he does.
Tweet 13: Mean Gene wrestling on this show will be painful.

John Laurinaitis is not a Sheamus fan

Kane v Randy Orton

Tweet 14: Randy Orton saunters to the ring looking like a baby oiled reprobate.
Tweet 15: Orton v Henry. This match happened on pay-per-view twice last year. Henry won clean. His push has slowed down since then.
Tweet 16: If this is a Blast From The Past episode then shouldn't there be some old school commentators? How about Jim Ross and Mick Foley? Or JBL?
Tweet 17: As you may have gathered the match isn't really holding my interest.
Tweet 18: I like the idea of Mark Henry and Booker T talking about championships backstage.
Tweet 19: I have JUST realised that the Mark Henry v CM Punk match they're talking about will main event the RAW I'm seeing. I'll enjoy that.
Tweet 20: Where's Abraham Washington? Click here.

Kane and randy Orton’s surreal backstage shenanigans

Tweet 21: Oh no. Kane's pyro and music. And now Kane's going to cut one of his legendarily terrible promos on the Titantron!
Tweet 22: Kane has attacked 'Cowboy' Bob backstage. How villainous!
Tweet 23: Orton struggled to open some door handles there. He should've RKO'd them.
Tweet 24: "I'm a sucker for family reunions" - Kane, having just attacked Bob and Randy Orton backstage
Tweet 25: That Kane line took the Kane v Orton rivalry even further into the realms of unmitigated lunacy.
Tweet 26: How much will Kane’s fine be?
Tweet 27: "That was just... a blast!" - Booker T, somehow making the nonsense worse

Ryback v Benny Camer

Tweet 28: Benny Camer promo time is interrupted by Ryback. If he carries on like this Ryback is going to get some serious heat.
Tweet 29: Pat Patterson enjoyed that showing from the muscular youngster.

Heath Slater and Tyson Kidd v The Usos

Tweet 30: #HeathSlatercomedysegment
Tweet 31: I think the Tyson Kidd and Heath Slater pairing could work if they got vignettes like that every week. Slater actually works as a babyface foil.
Tweet 32: Mick Foley doing commentary. No reason has been given but why not?
Tweet 33: I like Jimmy Hart being at ringside. I'm not so keen on the Usos green trunks...
Tweet 34: Jimmy Hart talking about being the best manager ever. He's not. That's Bobby Heenan.
Tweet 35: The Usos win by pinning Slater after an elevated Samoan drop and a top rope splash. Took a lot to keep him down.
Tweet 36: Mick Foley looks like he's been volunteering at a soup kitchen.

Piper’s Pit with Daniel Bryan and AJ

Tweet 37: Piper's Pit. I've never been a huge fan of Piper.
Tweet 38: "Roddy looks great," says Michael Cole. He doesn't.
Tweet 39: I want Bryan to refer to AJ as a succubus.
Tweet 40: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Tweet 41: YES!!
Tweet 42: I love the "Yes!" chants. Click here.
Tweet 43: Bryan v Sheamus in a two-out-of-three falls match at Extreme Rules. That's an extreme stipulation right there.
Tweet 44: Bryan needs to stiff AJ with an elbow as she comes through the ropes.
Tweet 45: She's getting light boos. AJ comes across as whiney. Very few people will cheer her over Bryan.
Tweet 46: "I've been watching you since your debut" - Roddy Piper to AJ
Tweet 47: Daniel Bryan. Heel extraordinaire.
Tweet 48: I can see the Sheamus v Bryan match going to Bryan after Sheamus gets DQed on the third fall.
Tweet 49: Bryan bitch-slapping Roddy Piper? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

The Great Khali, Natalya and Alicia Fox v Drew McIntyre, Brie Bella and Nikki Bella

Tweet 50: Great Khali dancing? Really?
Tweet 51: This show has been noticeably light on Blasts From The Past so far.
Tweet 52: Alicia Fox pins a Bella. It doesn't matter which one. They're interchangeable.
Tweet 53: Yeah, that was a great use of Natalya.
Tweet 54: Mae Young. Michael Cole gets in early with an age gag. It was probably supplied by Jerry Lawler.

Damien Sandow, a RAW recap and Sheamus and Mean Gene in a locker room

Tweet 55: The Damien Sandow gimmick is just good enough for me to overlook the fact that he looks like Sylvester Terkay.
Tweet 56: The "You're welcome" catchphrase is a nice heel touch.
Tweet 57: RAW footage. I wonder if Triple H tries to enforce the WWE dress code with Lesnar.
Tweet 58: Mixed reaction for Cena. What a shock.
Tweet 59: David Otunga is ridiculous. #Otungapose
Tweet 60: "How can you smile?" - Mean Gene to Sheamus (while smiling)
Tweet 61: There was something sinister about Sheamus putting his arm around Gene there...

Hunico v ‘Hacksaw’ Jim Duggan

Tweet 62: Hunico on a bike!!
Tweet 63: Hunico on the mic!!
Tweet 64: Hunico is cutting a promo about people not caring about legends. That means he'll lose to Jim Duggan.
Tweet 65: Sergeant Slaughter has pretty cool entrance music.
Tweet 66: Hunico jobs to Duggan, Slaughter and a piece of wood. Brilliant.
Tweet 67:  The highlight of that segment was Cole's comment about Slaughter being "straight from World War One."

Cody Rhodes promo

Tweet 68: Cody's right. We should look forward to him being IC champion again.
Tweet 69: Dusty Rhodes interrupting Cody Rhodes. Last time he appeared on WWE TV he turned heel on Mysterio. That won't be referenced.
Tweet 70: #eefyooweel
Tweet 71: 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes was a great gimmick. I enjoyed seeing that clip again.
Tweet 72: That was a peculiar segment. The commentary team didn't know what to make of it either.

Father and son

Daniel Bryan and Alberto Del Rio v Sheamus and Mean Gene Okerlund

Tweet 73: Aberdeen, Washington. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Tweet 74: Ricardo Rodriguez time…
Tweet 75: Albertooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Del Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Tweet 76: Did I just hear that Extreme Rules is going to be in Chicago? If that's right then I predict that Bryan will get heavy cheers.
Tweet 77: #Finkelpop
Tweet 78: Anyone else the bizarre Howard Finkel heel turn on Lilian Garcia and Trish Stratus?
Tweet 79: "They have till a five count" - Michael Cole on Alberto Del Rio and Daniel Bryan #Ihavetillfive
Tweet 80: Roddy Piper is clearly going to come out.
Tweet 81: Not just Piper but a whole bundle of old-timers.
Tweet 82: Even the commentary team laugh at Pat Patterson.
Tweet 83: Ricardo taking bumps from everyone is a solid end to the show.
Tweet 84: Scratch that. It was topped by Sheamus hugging Patterson and smacking him on the backside. Suddenly this World title reign makes sense.