Showing posts with label Aksana. Show all posts
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Saturday, 14 June 2014

The 2014 Future Endeavours Club

On Wednesday 11 June WWE hadn’t done a mass release of talent in around three years. That changed the following day when it was announced that Brodus Clay, Evan Bourne, Yoshi Tatsu, Camacho, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal, Aksana, Curt Hawkins, and JTG, as well as referee Marc Harris and odd job man Theodore Long, had been released from their contracts. Until 2011 it had previously been a rather unpleasant annual tradition that came in the months following WrestleMania. It originally came about through a combination of cost-cutting and clearing the roster of wrestlers who had run their course with the company. It was, in a way, spring cleaning. It had presumably fallen off in recent years because WWE were going through a phase of altruism and-or a phase of feeling the need to get everybody under contract accepted as a star.

The lack of mass releases wasn’t going to last forever. WWE employs too many people at too many levels for that. There had been hints that something big was coming with the release of four NXT names (Shaul ‘Raquel Diaz’ Guerrero, beefy Welsh lovemuffin Mason Ryan, Danny Burch, and former tag champ Oliver Grey) at the end of April, but at the time it was taken more as the beginning of a new norm: WWE making multiple releases from NXT and leaving the main roster alone. Clearly that was wrong.

Below I’ll look at ten of the eleven releases (what is there to say about a nondescript referee?), discussing what they achieved in WWE, whether it was right to release them and what they could end up doing next.

Before I start that I’ll mention that I won’t be discussing Global Force Wrestling as a prospective employer. The promotion hasn’t promoted or even announced its first show yet. All it’s done is flog T-shirts and post pictures on its website and social media accounts, a disproportionate number of which have featured non-worker Karen Jarrett. It’s entirely possible some or all of the people WWE released will end up in GFW but it’s impossible to discuss it realistically bright now because we’ve no idea what their product will be like to hypothesise on where any wrestler could fit into things.

We’ll begin with one of the bigger names on the list: Drew McIntyre. The Scotsman was introduced in a significant fashion (for 2009) and was initially positioned as singles act destined for greatness. He was infamously singled out as Vince McMahon’s on-screen ‘Chosen One’ which, while clearly a storyline, was indicative of there being a lot of faith in him as a performer. The company boss isn’t going to endorse someone on-screen if they doesn’t feel they can amount to something. Especially when that company boss is Vince McMahon.

For a while it looked as though Drew was going to meet the hype. He was shuffled into a rivalry with an authority figure (specifically SmackDown GM Teddy Long), one of WWE’s favoured methods of getting someone over, and quickly had the Intercontinental title slung his way. True, the belt didn’t mean as much as it once had but it was still a vote of confidence from the writing crew.

It’s tricky to know where Drew went wrong. He was never a bad wrestler and he seemed decent enough on the microphone. I suspect those in charge may have cooled on him when he went through a period of visa issues which prohibited him from making regular appearances on TV. Denied weekly use of him I imagine the writing team, and the notoriously fickle-with-mid-carders Vinnie Mac, lost interest.

Maybe they could form a team called 2 Out of 3MB.
Y'know, like 2 Out of 3 Count?
In the last year Drew had been killing time as a member of 3MB, alongside Heath Slater and fellow firee Jinder Mahal. It says something about how far McIntyre had fallen that when he helped found the comedy jobber trio it was seen as a step up for him. Mahal too, for that matter. He’d never been seen in quite the same light as McIntyre but he had been given a prominently booked, if confusing and dull, introductory feud opposite The Great Khali and been presented as a man of significance for a while afterwards.

3MB were never going to amount to anything. Everything you need to know about the group’s standing can be gleaned from the fact that they’d been playing second fiddle to Hornswoggle in his feud with El Torito for a month and a half before the releases occurred. An on-screen split wouldn’t have done them any favours. It would have harmed them in fact. At least in 3MB they had an identity and a chance of getting on to shows to be used in tag matches. Both McIntyre and Mahal would have struggled as singles acts because they’d been presented as losers for so long (something Heath Slater’s about to find out).

I’ll be surprised if McIntyre doesn’t hit up some British indies in the next few months, specifically Insane Championship Wrestling. It’s based in his home country of Scotland and by all accounts does very well for itself. I can’t imagine them passing up the chance to bring in a Scottish guy who has WWE priors. If they start to expand into new areas, and there are rumblings that they might, it’s possible Drew will work there frequently and take other bookings around Blighty. A move to TNA isn’t out of the question, but his ex-wife working there may make that… tricky.

Mahal’s future is a tougher call. There’s no obvious call for a man of average look and ability on the indies. He doesn’t strike me as a man who’d fit in anywhere really, so my best guess would be TNA. Because he’s a former WWE talent. Maybe he’ll surprise us and make it big in the ailing NOAH. Or All Japan. Stranger things have happened.

The release of Camacho isn’t really surprising. He had a brief run as an enforcer on the main roster but that came to an end when Hunico, the man for whom he was enforcing, got permanently morphed into Sin Cara. The most noteworthy thing that happened to him during his subsequent run on NXT was a weird rivalry with Adam Rose.

There was no obvious role for him to fill on the main roster and being a permanent fixture in NXT wasn’t an option, so his release was inevitable. He seemed like a nice enough guy but I don’t think he’s a loss. I think he’d be a good addition to EVOLVE but I that seems unlikely. I suspect the best he can hope for is a string of bookings with nondescript leagues.

Similar sentiments can be expressed for Yoshi Tatsu. If anything it’s arguable that his release seemed more likely. He first signed a WWE contract in 2007. Seven years later he was still stationed in the developmental system. He’d been promoted to the main roster during that time but he’d never progressed beyond an enhancement position. If WWE has no faith in someone who’s been in their system for that long a cut can’t be considered a shock.

Being Japanese Tatsu’s future could very well lie there. As much as I think he’d fit in in Ring of Honor I can’t imagine there’s much call for him there. They’ve got a partnership with New Japan anyway, making a guy like Tatsu less interesting than he would have been to them a year or two ago. For that matter both EVOLVE and TNA have Japanese partner promotions they can call on for foreign talent.

Aksana comes from a bodybuilding background, which makes her release a little surprising. Because Triple H is a big fan of bodybuilders. But then he’s also a fan of wrestling and Aksana was not a good wrestler. She looked good in slinky outfits. That’s about all that can be said for her as far as working in wrestling goes. And even in WWE that will only get you so far.

If TNA aren’t interested in her I think she’ll probably be leaving the wrestling world. So really the question is “Will TNA have an interest in her?” In her favour she has the already mentioned ability to look good in slinky outfits and a history with WWE. That’s probably enough to net her work there. Considering how much TNA enjoy replicating WWE storylines and characters it’s possible, perhaps even likely, that Aksana will be hired to work as their version of Lana, a sexy foreign heel who manages an unstoppable monster.

Speaking of Aksana, her on-screen-ex-boyfriend Teddy Long has gone too. More than any other person who was released I can imagine that there was a degree of amicability to this release. At sixty-six Long probably fancied retiring and putting his feet up. He’d done everything he was ever going to in WWE and was only going to continue to be the butt of jokes if he stuck around. That’s not something WWE is going to pay someone to do indefinitely.

The worst thing about Long’s departure is that it means there’ll probably never be a payoff to his strike storyline on The JBL and Cole Show.

Back to Ring of Honor? Probs.
Back on more surprising ground we have Evan Bourne. He’s been recovering from an ankle injury (suffered in a motorbike accident as opposed to the wrestling ring) since the spring of 2012. He had one match last year and realised that he needed to continue rehabbing. That match aside he’d been injured for twenty-seven months. Only the very top guys can take that sort of time off without fear of release, and Evan Bourne was not close to being a very top guy.

But even with that said Bourne’s release comes as a surprise. He was never going to be a big singles star but he could have been a nice addition to the mid-card or the tag ranks. In fact he’d already had a taste of both thanks to a brief but fun programme with Chris Jericho in 2010 and a tag team championship reign alongside Kofi Kingston as Air Boom. Perhaps there are medical reports that indicated WWE were going to have to wait months before he was ready to step back into the ring and they weren’t prepared to do so. I can understand that but it doesn’t change my belief that Bourne had something to offer.

Bourne is the only man released who has a history with Ring of Honor, as Matt Sydal. When he’s recovered he could head back there and get a spot just below the main event. He could form a tag team with his brother, who works there under the ring name Mike Sydal. A series with Bad Influence would be a natural fit considering Bourne held the ROH tag straps with Chris Daniels. He could even join forces with the Daniels and Kazarian to form a faction.

Beyond ROH I could see Bourne getting work in any other US-based wrestling promotion. New Japan may want him too, although his style is hardly unique and it’s not like they don’t have any guys that can fly. A return to Dragon Gate, and the work in DG USA that would bring, is possible too. Basically if Matthew ‘Evan Bourne’ Korklan can work his ankle issues out he’ll find work.

I’d like to say the same for Brodus Clay but I don’t think I can as he’s not held in as high regard. I thought he had the size, the look, and the verbal ability to be a somebody in WWE. Clearly someone in Stamford disagrees with me. Considering the size of the average modern wrestler he’s clearly cut out for a heel role but he’s a very likeable babyface too. His ‘Funkasaurus’ act could be cringe-worthy at points but people reacted to it, and he showed a lot of personality during his time on NXT season two. There was something likeable about the guy.

In hindsight Brodus's demotion to NXT earlier this year was probably a sign.
Brodus seems like a natural guy for TNA to make a play for. I suspect they’d do so based solely on his status as a former WWE guy but they should be doing it because he’s got the qualities to become an immediate headliner for them and make their product feel fresh. Ultimately the reason they go for him doesn’t matter. I just hope that they do. He never felt fully utilised in WWE.

Brodus working anywhere other than TNA doesn’t seem likely. His style wouldn’t fit in EVOLVE or ROH and I can’t imagine him wrestling a great match with anyone of those rosters. Japan seems unlikely too: he’s big, which they like, but he seems concerned about hurting his foes, which they don’t. The sports entertainment-lite and WWE rerun approach offered by TNA is what’s best for ‘Monstrous’ BC.

Curt Hawkins never really recovered from having his on-screen association with Edge ended in 2008. That was the high point of his WWE tenure. After that he got split from tag partner Zack Ryder, returned to developmental, and then made it back to TV in an enhancement role. He eventually wound up on NXT Redemption and formed a team with Tyler Reks. More could have been done with that pairing but they were victims of poor timing: they got together before WWE began even half-heartedly trying to get its tag team division back on track.

It’s hard to argue against the Hawkins release. He’d shown no signs of improving since his first televised appearance in 2007, had a generic look, and possessed the aura of a jobber (partly WWE’s own fault but it’s true nonetheless). He wasn’t going to become a major star. It would be hard to imagine him even being taken seriously as a contender to the mid-card titles. If he was kept around he’d only have been a jobber. And the reason WWE likes to freshen up its job squad every so often is that keeping guys around who lose all the time makes the company look bad. They can’t present themselves as the elite wrestling promotion if guys who never win are deemed worthy of continued employment.

A move to EVOLVE wouldn’t be the stupidest thing in the world for Hawkins. He started his wrestling career in the north-eastern US working alongside Trent Baretta and Anthony Nese, making storylines with them a natural fit. He could immediately join forces with them or he could show up and tell them he’s disappointed in what they’ve become, prompting a series of singles and tag matches before a swerve turn.

Finally there was JTG. He won’t be missed.

Of course, it should be pointed out that any of these people could find their way back to WWE at some point. If they show they’re still passionate about wrestling by taking more bookings and continue to improve WWE may decide to hire them back. That’s happened before, very occasionally resulting in a more prosperous run for the performer involved. Even Teddy may get rehired at some point. A talent like that won’t go overlooked for long.

Friday, 1 March 2013

NXTweet 27.02.13

That was perhaps the most average episode of NXT ever. It was certainly the most average episode of 2013. Barely anything of interest happened until the final three minutes.
 
And yet it wasn't a bad show. If an episode of RAW or IMPACT or ROH on SBG was as uneventful it would be rightly lambasted (by me, anyway). Somehow NXT can pull off the occasional dud. I think it has something to do with the show's low key charm and style. The lack of perfection is one of its selling points: most of the people involved in creating it are learning their crafts.
 
There were three matches on the programme. The opening bout was a lengthy match between South Africans Leo Kruger and Justin Gabriel. To give you an idea of how exciting it was the highlight of the first half of the match was watching Gabriel's absurd and constant posing. That it was structured around a headlock for most of its run time should give you an idea of the thrill levels that were reached.
 
It did end with a nice 450 splash though. That's always nice to see.
 
Match two was Aksana v Emma. Antonio's ex did her usual sultry routine before the match. She stopped being sultry as soon as she was required to wrestle. Emma's gimmick seems to be that she's a drunk chick from a nightclub. I'm interested to see what layers are forced on such a clearly one dimensional character before someone realises it’s a stupid idea and changes what she’s doing.
 
The main event was supposed to be Conor O'Brian v Bo Dallas v Corey Graves in a three-way number one contenders match. That didn't happen and instead we were given a singles match between two bad guys in Graves and O'Brian. Dallas didn't even get to do the last minute babyface return shtick.
 
The action was proficient but the crowd's lack of enthusiasm and the fact that neither man took the initiative and subtly played face made it difficult to get into. 'The Ascension' looked okay. Graves looked better. He has more of an idea of how to show that he's got a character than the Conan tribute act does.


He's a one man tag team
 
There was no winner. Instead The Shield appeared to give both men a kicking. The commentary team, who had been firmly stuck on Generic Mode until this point, helpfully explained that the riot gear lovers were interfering because Rollins doesn't want anyone but him to be the NXT champ. The gang then cut a promo telling everyone to believe in them and then left.
 
Had that run-in not closed things it's possible I'd have a far more negative opinion of the show. As it is the ending ensured that something memorable happened, which could lead to some meaty storylines developments in the near future. NXT saved itself by the skin of its teeth this week. But I want Ohno and Big E next week.


Bo Dallas and Dusty Rhodes chat backstage, Corey Graves showing up to return the title belt

Tweet 1: NXTweet.
Tweet 2: Bo and Dusty. Strongest opening shot possible.
Tweet 3: Did someone whittle Dusty out of an old potato?
Tweet 4: Bo seems happy about having been chewed up and spat out by the main roster. Shouldn't he be moping about, depressed at his demotion?

Justin Gabriel v Leo Kruger

Tweet 5: It's the much anticipated War of South Africa. Leo 'Potent Secret' Kruger v Justin 'Big Hair is Better' Gabriel.
Tweet 6: Justin Gabriel has quite a camp wrestling style. I've never noticed that before.
Tweet 7: Headlocks are prominent.
Tweet 8: So far this match has been all posing and headlocks. Kruger's not even getting in on the posing...
Tweet 9: Armbar takedown, Jarrett style! Kruger needs to start spelling out his name like Jarrett used to.
Tweet 10: Kruger should, in fact, be repackaged as a Jeff Jarrett tribute act.
Tweet 11: If this match had been my first introduction to wrestling I doubt I'd have stuck at being a fan.
Tweet 12: I'd probably have ended up blogging about F1 or something instead...
Tweet 13: "This is main event type intensity" - Tony Dawson on the most average match you'll ever see
Tweet 14: Gabriel wins. I miss the Nexus.
Tweet 15: "This was a character-driven triumph" - Tony Dawson on a wrestling match
Tweet 16: Outdoor shot of the NXT Arena. Surprisingly busy considering the show's already in progress.

Aksana v Emma

Tweet 17: And here's Aksana. I'm prepared for a five star classic.
Tweet 18: Is Emma drunk? Not even Scott Hall has had a ring entrance THIS bad.
Tweet 19: I didn't think this show could get lower than the last match.
Tweet 20: Do you want to know what would save this match? Mae Young.
Tweet 21: Emma's locked in the kravat! Ring the bell! It's over!!
Tweet 22: Someone's been training with Arn.

Backstage in a hallway…

Tweet 23: Oh no, Bo Dallas has been murdered! Someone call Jessica Fletcher!

Corey Graves v Conor O’Brian

Tweet 24: What's Corey got written on his knuckles? I couldn't make it out. I'll just assume it's "stay hard" until I hear otherwise.
Tweet 25: Stay down. I was close. And mine's funnier.

Mysterious knuckles

Tweet 26: Remember when ROH had a trophy for their number one contenders? Great days.
Tweet 27: I like the way Graves stole the championship and then gave it back a week later. He's a polite lad deep down.
Tweet 28: I wonder where Corey gets his jeans from. What's the US equivalent of Topman?
Tweet 29: Lights out! It's the Undertaker's return!!
Tweet 30: Oh. No. It's just The Shield.
Tweet 31: The crowd are chanting "Shield." I'd prefer "We believe, we believe!" But that's me.
Tweet 32: And here's Dean Ambrose, doing an impression of Sting doing an impression of the Joker.
Tweet 33: Mishmash of a show.
Tweet 34: The show goes off the air with Graves and O'Brian lollygagging at ringside.

Sunday, 26 February 2012

SmackTalk 24.02.12

The two big stories on this week’s episode of SmackDown (dubbed SuperSmackDown because it was aired live on Tuesday night instead of its regular taped Friday night spot) were a confrontation between Daniel Bryan and his WrestleMania opponent Sheamus and a clash between WWE’s two GMs.

World champion Bryan kicked off the show with a heel promo that was interrupted by Miz. He suggested that the two form a tag team sometime in the future, before Sheamus interrupted him. Nothing in the segment was particularly memorable and it seemed very understated considering it’s building up to a World Heavyweight title match at the biggest show of the year.

Nobody entered a bad performance, it’s simply that nothing was said or done that we haven’t seen during the majority of title feuds over the last few years. The answer is simple: WWE needs to allow its stars (particularly top talent) more creative freedom in promos and character development. This has been a particular concern with Sheamus over the last month: his Royal Rumble win has been followed up with a fairly indifferent storyline and weekly promos in which he basically says “I’ll say who I’m facing at WrestleMania soon.” Perhaps the trend will change and there are plans to make him look like the massive star he should be over the next five weeks, but I’m not going to hold my breath.

The Long v Laurinaitis storyline is centred on the latter’s newfound desire to run both of WWE’s big shows. Teddy Long, instead of lying down and taking Laurinaitis’s aggressive corporate attitude, has stated that he’d be willing to run both shows too. This has resulted in a game of one-upmanship between the two which is likely to come to a head at WrestleMania XXVIII in a winner-take-all match of some kind.

I’ll be very surprised if this story doesn’t end with Laurinaitis running both shows. He’s younger and more over than Long, and is newer in the role too. That means he can do more without it seeming as tired and clichéd as when Teddy does it. I’m also of the opinion that RAW’s GM is the better TV character. He may be tedious and deliver his promos in a flat monotone, but that’s his gimmick. It’s funny and it works.

A six, eight or ten man tag match between Team Laurinaitis and Team Long at WrestleMania would be a good way of getting the likes of Drew McIntyre, David Otunga, the Great Khali, Heath Slater, Santino and other TV regulars unlikely to get a meaningful match onto the card. As you’ll see in the tweets below I wouldn’t be surprised if the match provides Aksana with a reason to exist on WWE TV. Having her turn heel on Long in favour of Laurinaitis wouldn’t be the most interesting or exciting heel turn ever but it would be just shocking enough to be worth doing.

With access to both RAW’s stars as well as the SmackDown crew WWE was able to put on a far more star heavy show than usual, which was a mixed blessing. On the one hand it meant we got to see CM Punk, Miz, Dolph Ziggler and other Monday night personalities receiving extra airtime. On the other it meant Friday night regulars such as Hunico, Ted Dibiase and (far more importantly) Cody Rhodes found themselves in reduced roles.

Missing a week of the interminable Dibiase v Hunico affair is fine if we get to see bigger names make a rare appearance, but it shouldn’t be eating into the time of rising stars like Cody Rhodes. Next time a live Tuesday night SmackDown airs WWE should consider cutting Khali and McIntyre from the broadcast and giving someone with a far better chance at cracking the main event scene do more on the show.

A side note on Cody before I post my tweets from Friday night: it looks like he’s on course for a confrontation with Big Show at WrestleMania. The rumours of Big Show facing Shaquille O’Neal at the event are looking more untrue every day, and the current booking of ‘The Dashing One’ indicates that he’s been picked as the replacement. Cody deserves far better than that and I hope WWE reconsiders the bout (if it’s been discussed) before it’s officially announced.

Opening segment, featuring Daniel Bryan, Miz, and Sheamus

Tweet 1: Edge is still on the strobe lighting warning. And it shows Punk with long hair.
Tweet 2: Brodus Clay is on the intro. Hmmm... click here
Tweet 3: Mark Henry v Big Show is happening AGAIN. Why are they subjecting us that? On the plus side Daniel Bryan's opening the show.
Tweet 4: Yes! Yes!! YES!!
Tweet 5: I believed you, Bryan.
Tweet 6: “Yes!” is the new wooooooooo.
Tweet 7: This time last year I rated Miz. He's nowhere near as good now.
Tweet 8: Miz and Bryan to form a tag team. That'd be a waste of Bryan. He needs to avoid dropping back to the middle of the card.
Tweet 9: Does Sheamus dye his hair?
Tweet 10: You know you're in trouble when Daniel Bryan has the most natural-looking tan in the ring.
Tweet 11: Decent enough opening segment. Didn't establish much though, beyond getting some light work started on Sheamus v Bryan.

Sheamus v Miz

Tweet 12: Sheamus v Miz. Teddy randomly started it during the break apparently. I hope he danced.
Tweet 13: "Sheamus is feelin' it, dawg!" #Bookerisms
Tweet 14: Sheamus weighs 275 pounds, does he? Whatever...
Tweet 15: Booker's commentary is somehow even more ludicrous than usual.

Teddy Long, Aksana, John Laurinatis, and David Otunga backstage
 
Tweet 16: Aksana is a waste of airtime.
Tweet 17: I bet she ends up turning on Teddy in favour of John Laurinaitis.
Tweet 18: This is meant to be funny. It isn't. It's boring. The best thing about it is John Laurinaitis. That's never a good sign.

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth v Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler

Tweet 19: Kofi appears to be having a fit. Maybe someone should help him.
Tweet 20: #LittleJimmy
Tweet 21: All American Perfection v Air Boom Take Two. This should be solid.
Tweet 22: Just tag Ziggler in!
Tweet 23: The sit-up is a nice addition to the Ziggler package. #nohomo
Tweet 24: I think Kofi's trying to out-bump Ziggler.
Tweet 25: All American Perfection win. There was never any doubt that they would. #heelsdoitbetter
Tweet 26: Stick the belts on Swagger and Ziggler and put them against Air Boom Take Two at WrestleMania. Eight minutes and they'll have a great match.

Hall of Fame video package and Santino backstage

Tweet 27: Is this a Ron Simmons video? It is!
Tweet 28: I REALLY want his HOF speech to be one word. We all know the word I mean...
Tweet 29: Heath Slater knocked cups off a table? WHAT A HEEL!
Tweet 30: Santino is a grown man. That's worth keeping in mind. At all times.

From the Vault

Tweet 31: From the Vault continues its Chris Jericho season. Versus Kane. I'd like to skip this but I can't bring myself to.
Tweet 32: Comedic barrier bump from Kane there.
Tweet 33: I am always amazed by how awful Striker's commentary is.
Tweet 34: Drop the board game analogy, Grisham.
Tweet 35: This is a very sloppy match.
Tweet 36: Jericho doesn't have good matches against everyone. This match proves it. In fairness lots of people fail to have great matches with Kane.
Tweet 37: Random match followed by Daniel Bryan sitting on a bench having a chat with a camera. Why not?

Drew McIntyre v The Great Khali and Big Show v Mark Henry
 
Tweet 38: Ah, Drew McIntyre. This is a nice chance to plug my latest blog: click here
Tweet 39: Drew lost? WHAT A SHOCK!!
Tweet 40: Big Show dyes his beard. #fact
Tweet 41: Mark Henry's character has become a guilty pleasure of mine. Convincing badass. Great entrance music.
Tweet 42: "Go big or get lost" says Show's entrance video. Good way to promote equality.
Tweet 43: Booker claims Teddy Long makes matches nobody has ever seen. No. All he does is make tag matches.
Tweet 44: I hate Big Show’s spear. It’s rubbish.
Tweet 45: Cody Rhodes v Big Show at WrestleMania. Is that really going to happen?! I hope not. Cody deserves better.
Tweet 46: Henry with a humorous attempt to look agile there.
Tweet 47: Henry wins via counout. Does anyone pin anyone else anymore?

Ezekiel Jackson, with Teddy Long v David Otunga, with John Laurinaitis

Tweet 48: Some tremendous dancing from Teddy there. He never disappoints.
Tweet 49: I am a fan of Laurinaitis dancing.
Tweet 50: I am only tolerating this match because I find Otunga entertaining.
Tweet 51: Post match pose from Otunga? A LOLfest!

Various comments

Tweet 52: Another RAW recap. Really? REALLY?
Tweet 53: I'd say Booker was just smiling wryly buy that man does NOTHING wryly.
Tweet 54: Copyright infringement line. Funny stuff.

Daniel Bryan v CM Punk

Tweet 55: YES! YES! YES!
Tweet 56: You should be able to guess who's making his entrance...
Tweet 57: These two deserve a proper feud.
Tweet 58: This is the matchup that should be main eventing WrestleMania: click here
Tweet 59: Bryan’s kicks > Punk’s kicks
Tweet 60: John Laurinaitis! #MrExcitement
Tweet 61: "Awhhh, HELL no!" - Booker T
Tweet 62: Laurinaitis is at ringside. Put him on commentary! That would be TV gold.
Tweet 63: The multiple restart gimmick is being employed. Is Dusty working on SmackDown now?
Tweet 64: I've lost count of the number of times Booker has said "dawg" tonight.
Tweet 65: Laurinaitis's chair is far more plush than Teddy's. Is this some sort of rib?
Tweet 66: Nobody knows who won! Oh the hilarity!
Tweet 67: Laurinaitis should've nailed Teddy with an Ace Crusher to end the show. That'd get people tuning in next week.

So close to seeing an Ace Crusher...