Showing posts with label Tout. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tout. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

We're Living in a Society

We're all aware of social networking aren't we? The fad, and the term, have become incredibly popular over the last five years or so, thanks mainly to a surprisingly small number of websites. Facebook, Twitter, Tout and Instagram (there's an argument for bunging YouTube in there too) seem to be the biggies, with Twitter the biggest of the lot. Which is surprising when you consider that it's actually the most limiting of all the sites mentioned.

These things have become such an accepted part of day-to-day life that they're now routinely mentioned on wrestling shows. WWE is actually one of the chief investors in the Tout experiment. The poor judgment of that is a topic that will have to be discussed another time.

It's all pretty bizarre when you stop and think about it. Social networking, by its very nature, is not something that can exist peacefully alongside wrestling. At least not on the surface of it. It seems designed to expose secrets and inner feelings, things that the wrestling business has always needed to suppress in order to exist. Social networking defies kayfabe, the thing which wrestling at its heart still holds holy.

Don't fool yourselves into thinking that kayfabe no longer exists. It's changed in nature over the years but it's still around. WWE has been acknowledging its predetermined nature for around two decades. Over time most other companies have followed their lead. It's been an open secret that wrestling wasn't an actual contest for far longer. Kayfabe used to mean propagating the lie that everything that happens inside the ring is real. Nowadays it's more accurate to say that it exists to mask exactly how wrestlers do what they do without injury, and to keep future storylines under wraps.

Twenty years ago the social networking craze (fad, call it what you will) would have been disastrous for wrestling. It would have been too much too soon. As it is it came along at more or less the right time for wrestling. It's taken a while for those in the business to learn how to use it, and nobody has mastered using it to its fullest effect yet, but they're not far off.

At its most basic level the social networking medium is a great tool for wrestlers to interact with their fans. That's good news for all companies but it’s particularly handy for those that target younger markets, like WWE. For an eight year old who's massively into John Cena I can imagine there are few bigger thrills than the prospect of interacting with 'The Leader of the CeNation'. Twitter is ideal for WWE PR, fans, and wrestlers like Cena.

Of course Twitter also presents wrestlers with the ability to embarrass themselves, their peers and their companies. You don't need to go far to find examples of tweets that do wrestlers and their employers more harm than good. Ryback immediately leaps to mind there. He's tweeted some dodgy stuff in the past. When feuding with Cena earlier this year he mentioned Cena's ex-wife before deleting every tweet he'd ever made. A few months later he venomously lashed out at fans before pulling the full deletion trick again.
 
Lock up your wives
 
Outside of WWE it allows indy guys to make themselves known quantities. Colt Cabana is a talented guy but I can't imagine him being as big a name as he is without Facebook and Twitter and iTunes (we can count that as a form of social media too, I think) being so accessible. Using those tools he's built himself up into a guy known to wrestling fans whilst remaining unaffiliated with any major promotion. He had a long run in ROH and spent a while in WWE, both of which undoubtedly helped, but a lot of other guys have had that or more and then faded into obscurity. Cabana is a social media success story.

The important thing for the promotions themselves is making use of the medium for storyline purposes and doing so in moderation. A standard wrestling feud cannot really benefit much from Twitter. It will generally be two guys exchanging victories on TV and perhaps a pay-per-view with only the desire to win keeping them locked in battle. Wrestlers in such feuds can take shots at each other but ultimately they won't be able to add much to the rivalry because there won't be much to build on.

More advanced storylines can benefit greatly from embellishment using social media. The second Summer of Punk in 2011 was an early example of WWE experimenting in the field. A more recent example, and probably a more successful one as far as social media is concerned, has been the management versus Daniel Bryan story. It’s not featured social media in an overt manner, but it has seen a successful blurring of the lines between on-screen plot and reality. Or at least what wrestling fans perceive reality to be.

There’s tremendous potential for wrestling companies, particularly WWE with its immense resources. Once they’ve mastered how to integrate these opportunities with their TV product fully, and I don’t think they’re too far away from that, I think the nature of wrestling, its storylines, performers, and how we as fans interact with it all, will make a huge leap forward. Twitter scrolls at the bottom of screens are just the start.

Saturday, 29 September 2012

SmackTalk 28.09.12

When I said Sheamus needs a fresh opponent I didn’t really mean the Big Show. Sure it makes a change from ‘The Celtic Warrior’s’ endless bouts with Alberto Del Rio but I can’t see them producing anything that could be described as a classic. Wade Barrett would have been a far better choice to oppose Sheamus for the World Heavyweight championship.

This week’s SmackDown felt like a chore to watch, partly because of the Big Show’s ascension to the lofty status of number one contender. His boring, plodding victory over Randy Orton didn’t make either man look good and did nothing to excite me for the WHC match that will take place at Hell in a Cell.

At this point the only interesting thing I think WWE could do with the situation they’ve placed themselves in is to have ‘The World Largest Athlete’ defeat Sheamus and then lose the title to a cashing-in Dolph Ziggler. That would get the title onto a wrestler who would inject something new into the stagnant headline scene and would tie in nicely to Show losing the title to Daniel Bryan moments after winning it at last year’s TLC.

There were only two good things on this week’s show. The first was the news of a tag team tournament to crown number on contenders to the WWE tag team championship, currently held by Team Hell No. WWE’s tag team division has been crying out for attention for years and it’s nice to see it finally get some. True the bout pitting Jimmy and Jey Uso against the Rhodes Scholars wasn’t a great example of tag wrestling but there’s still plenty of time for the tourney to improve.
 
Future WWE tag team champions?
 
The other good thing about the show was the Divas battle between Beth Phoenix and Natalya. ‘The Glamazon’ did everything she could to fire up her hometown crowd and they reacted to her like a genuine star. That had to be nice for Phoenix. The match was the best Divas match of 2012 and shows that if WWE gave the women lengthier matches and some basic plots fans would view them as a relevant part of the show.

The way WWE treats its female grapplers is unlikely to change anytime soon, and that’s part of the reason Beth Phoenix is leaving. Assuming she’s not convinced to stay Phoenix’s departure will be another blow to a division that is thinner than it’s been in years. On the plus side WWE seems to be going somewhere with Eve Torres as the league’s figurehead. We can only hope that the ladies get the same treatment as the tag teams have.

In conclusion I’d say that if you missed this week’s episode of SmackDown then there’s no real point catching up with it. You can find out what happened below and save an hour and a half of your life being lost.

Opening moments

Tweet 1: SmackDown. Yes! Yes! Yes!
Tweet 2: Recap of the shenanigans between Bryan and Kane, including Bryan hiding in a bin.
Tweet 3: As good as that show-long story was does it really warrant a three minute recap?
Tweet 4: Ah, wait, they finished on that shot where Kane looks like Al Bundy. It all came good in the end.
Tweet 5: "It's one of the biggest main events in SmackDown history" - Michael Cole on Randy Orton v Big Show

Big Show promo, featuring Randy Orton

Tweet 6: For the last year Big Show has been continually involved in title feuds. #worryingWWEstatistics
Tweet 7: Looks like Orton's teasing some sideburns.
Tweet 8: On Show's WMD punch: aren't closed fists illegal?
Tweet 9: Oh good, Alberto Del Rio's still in the title picture.

Santino v Antonio Cesaro for the United States championship

Tweet 10: The United States championship is every WWE fans favourite championship.
Tweet 11: Is Aksana going to be paired with Santino next? Might as well. She's got nothing else to do.
Tweet 12: Santino's singlet is a bit loose. I don't like it. I'm worried it's going to slip off. Nobody wants to see that.
Tweet 13: Maybe Jack Swagger will return as a babyface and beat Cesaro for the US title on RAW. I'm going to make that an Official Prediction.
Tweet 14: I now want Cesaro to say "winner" in five different languages.
Tweet 15: Has anybody made a Swiss gold joke yet? Probs.

Beth Phoenix v Natalya

Tweet 16: I've heard Phoenix v Natalya is a great match. I'm looking forward to it. Looking forward to Eve's Tout less.
Tweet 17: Beth and Natty adhere to the Code of Honor.
Tweet 18: This match should be for the Divas championship. Best WWE women's match of the year.
Tweet 19: Eve promo. This one's live. No Tout involved.
Tweet 20: So they know that a blonde attacked Kaitlyn. Assuming that's true why does nobody suspect Kelly Kelly.
Tweet 21: Oh yeah… She left.

Booker T, Teddy Long and Eve have a natter backstage

Tweet 22: Is Booker going to reform Harlem Heat to compete in the tag team tournament? Hope so.
Tweet 23: More trouble brewing between Teddy and Booker. GM storylines are the bestest!

Wade Barrett v Zack Ryder

Tweet 24: Want to see Barrett's ring coat? Too bad. He's retired it.
Tweet 25: Barrett is doing a bare knuckle boxing gimmick and starts the match by kneeing Ryder multiple times. Also, Kassius does it better.
Tweet 26: "Wade whadda you doin', uh?" - The referee that looks like Benedict Cumberbatch
Tweet 27: Barrett should be feuding with Sheamus. His weekly battering of jobbers is wasteful.

Miz TV, with Sheamus as guest

Tweet 28: I like Miz but I couldn't care less about Miz TV. WWE's cycle of chat segments needs to come to an end. #datedconcept
Tweet 29: What's this segment meant to achieve?
Tweet 30: A radio show, a book, and a film. Miz is actually doing a lot better than Sheamus overall. Gutted, fella.
Tweet 31: #Zigglerpop #heel #heelsdoitbetter
Tweet 32: Ziggler has just announced he'll cash-in at Hell in a Cell. I'm not convinced.

Sheamus prepares to take flight

The Usos v The Rhodes Scholars

Tweet 33: Reason for the lack of shouty entrance for the Usos? They have sore throats.
Tweet 34: The Rhodes Scholars seem like a safe pick here. I can't see the Usos getting close to the belts anytime soon.
Tweet 35: Not much of a match but the right team won.

Ryback v Tensai

Tweet 36: Ryback being on Twitter feels wrong.
Tweet 37: "Smash! Smash! Smash!" - Tensai as he threw punches at Ryback
Tweet 38: What is Ryback's finisher called? Ryback Buster?

Randy Orton v Big Show

Tweet 39: I assume Orton has been written out of the match and Del Rio will replace him. I'm tired of ADR. He should be given a month or two off.
Tweet 40: Bring him back and give him a fresh feud.
Tweet 41: Being a super-babyface Orton is going to wrestle despite the handful of punches he received backstage.
Tweet 42: It's also interesting to note that ADR smashed a box into 'The Viper's' leg but Orton's holding his ribs.
Tweet 43: It's almost like wrestling isn't real...
Tweet 44: "Big Show's hands are as wide as a football" - Michael Cole
Tweet 45: Christ, this match is dull.
Tweet 46: An RKO isn't enough to keep mega-heel Big Show down. He shrugs off finishers like a machine.
Tweet 47: Not to be outdone Orton kicks out of a choke slam. Show hits another and gets a (sort of) clean victory over 'The Apex Predator'.
Tweet 48: Sheamus versus Big Show. That will be utterly diabolical. Jim Ross on commentary could make it tolerable but that won't happen.