Showing posts with label Sylvester Lefort. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sylvester Lefort. Show all posts

Saturday, 27 June 2015

NXTweet 24.06.15

Finn Bálor versus Rhyno with Kevin Owens on commentary? That's how you main event a wrestling show! And as far as undercards go? The debut of the Hype Bros is bad, but in a good way.

Hideo Itami promo, featuring Kevin Owens,  Finn Bálor and Rhyno

Tweet 1: Right then, you mugs. Let's watch NXT.
Tweet 2: Oh look, it's Hideo Itami and his broken arm.
Tweet 3: Disappointed he's not wearing one of those light-selling-duty casts Triple H wore that time Lesnar broke his arm.
Tweet 4: This Greg Hamilton lad is such a black hole of meaning.
Tweet 5: "NXT is very popular in Japan" - Hideo Itami, doing his duty
Tweet 6: Owens walks out. People cheer. His music cuts. Some lads boo. Great stuff.
Tweet 7: Enjoying Itami trying not to laugh at Owens' promo.
Tweet 8: It will eventually be revealed that Itami was taken out by Rikishi, who (obviously) did it for The Rock.

They fought.

Tweet 9: Hey, don't forget that Bálor and Owens are feuding too! That's what this booking is about y'know.
Tweet 10: Digging Rhyno's pink and black singlet.
Tweet 11: Rare instance of the NXT main event being booked after the show's started.

Enzo Amore and Big Cass v Sylvester LeFort and Jason Jordan

Tweet 12: Take it as read that I'm rolling my eyes at Carmella's "Bye, Felicia" T-shirt.
Tweet 13: SLY LEFORT IS BACK!!
Tweet 14: LeFort and Jordan will lose. Which is fine. It frees LeFort up to work as an inept manager again.

Revival of the hottest feud of 2014...

Tweet 15: LeFort's outfit is the perfect level of ridiculous. Good on 'im.
Tweet 16: 'The New Double J' might want to invest in a better fitting singlet.
Tweet 17: Isn't the obvious thing for Jason Jordan to do to just become a singles wrestler? If you've not got a tag partner don't be a tag team, mate.

Devin Taylor talks to Samoa Joe

Tweet 18: Samoa Joe promo. Samoa Joemo. He's getting WELL shouty.
Tweet 19: Joe wants to fight. That's the message there. Good on yer, Joe lad.

Dana Brooke v Cassie

Tweet 20: Dana Brooke's ridiculously convoluted pose sequence, now with added gloves.
Tweet 21: Cassie, the latest female wrestler to hit WWE with no surname.
Tweet 22: Dana getting New Day clap heat here. You know you're doing a good job with you hear that.
Tweet 23: I wish Dana's finish was being called the One Night Stand. It would make Alex Shane so proud.

If not One Night Stand then maybe Ode to 'The Showstealer'?

Tweet 24: Charlotte promos need more jackets being taken off and elbow dropped. Maybe some shoes being thrown.
Tweet 25: Lol at the next special being called Beast from the East.

Finn Bálor video

Tweet 26: Finn Bálor there. Big fan of LEGO and banter.
Tweet 27: I hope we get a vignette where Owens breaks into Bálor's house and smashes all his LEGO builds. That would get so much heat.
Tweet 28: "... and Matt Bloom is at the back of the bus" - Fergal Devitt absolutely DESTROYING kayfabe
Tweet 29: This video is basically Triple H confirming that he's a New Japan mark.
Tweet 30: Massive fan of seeing TAKA Michinoku, the man who doesn't age.
Tweet 31: I'm genuinely surprised they're showing Bullet Club merch here.
Tweet 32: Good video, that. Interested in what they have lined up for part three.

Bull Dempsey is shown slobbing about in various places

Tweet 33: Has Bull Dempsey had a heart attack? Is that the gimmick now?
Tweet 34: Such a fan of this out of shape slob gimmick though. They're sending you a message, Bull mate.

Hype Bros v Angelo Dawkins and Sawyer Fulton

Tweet 35: Mojo Rawley and Zack Ryder. The Hype Bros. This is a thing is it? This is happening?

These lads stay hyped.

Tweet 36: Facing my favourite NXT tag team, Fulton and Dawkins. Fan of these lads on so many levels.
Tweet 37: If Mojo was serious about getting over he'd still be wearing the neon green trunks. They were money.
Tweet 38: I miss Fulton's ear guard thing.
Tweet 39: Big fan of WGTT 2.0 using that WGTT double team. Sickened that nobody on commentary referenced it.
Tweet 40: The Hype Bros win with an elevated cock to the mouth. That's wrestling, that is!

William Regal and Eva Marie talk about Eva Marie having a bit of a wrestle at some point

Tweet 41: #Regalpop
Tweet 42: #EvaMariepop
Tweet 43: Actually I don't think Eva Marie's as bad as all that. She'll surprise us when she gets her match. That's by #boldprediction
Tweet 44: Imagine Jerry Lawler in Regal's on-screen role. It'd be ridiculous. For that matter he'd be ridiculous in his backstage role.
Tweet 45: Basically, Lawler is the exact opposite of Regal.

Rhyno v Finn Bálor

Tweet 46: Looking forward to Owens and Rhyno reuniting as SCUM, Jimmy Jacobs backstage with a big smile on his face.
Tweet 47: I like Owens and Saxton's interactions basically being a throwback to The Rock and Kevin Kelly.
Tweet 48: I want more Ruthless Aggression references in Rhyno matches.
Tweet 49: Owens trips to the commentary desk have seen him get increasingly more aggressive. I like that. It's more character development for him.
Tweet 50: Not that he's being short changed on the ol' character development.
Tweet 51: "Bálor's almost a hero in Japan!" - Rich Brennan, really doing a great job of putting Bálor over

Double stomp FTW.

Tweet 52: Wouldn't it be great if they brought Sandman into few to replace some of the exiting stars? He could revive his feud with Rhyno.
Tweet 53: SCUM versus Joe and Bálor? I'm down with that as a future tag main event.
Tweet 54: Good show, everyone. Good hustle. Especially you, Cassie.

Monday, 22 June 2015

French Connection

We haven't seen Sylvester LeFort for a while have we? Not since the September 25 episode of NXT in fact. On that show he was beaten up by his one time pal Marcus Louis and left a lifeless puddle in the ring, finally putting an end to the Legionnires pairing. And it's a shame we've not seen him since because Sylvester LeFort is great.

I probably need to clarify that. LeFort is not a great wrestler. He's, at best, competent and has never dazzled in the ring. He doesn't seem like someone who has the potential to dazzle either. But he does have a good look and an even better gimmick.

This look is money.
The thick beard, the greased back hair, and the hairy chest all help to make LeFort look like a sleazy Eurotrash-esque scumbag (which is surely the point). That's a good thing. Wrestling needs more sleazy Eurotrash-esque scumbags. It's a heel trope woefully underrepresented in the current business. There's so much potential in it and LeFort fits the part so well that I think WWE are foolish to not have him as a regular on TV.

I don't necessarily want to see him wrestle though. Personally I enjoyed LeFort when he was working as a vaguely ineffective heel manager. I liked him having his stable of Legionnaires, all of whom were a bit generic and not particularly impressive. I liked the fact that the only guy he brought into the stable who showed any promise, a lad called Alexander Rusev (maybe you've heard of him?), was fairly swiftly nabbed by a more efficient manager in Lana.

It was a simple, fun little role that felt real. Not every sports manager is going to be world class and it absolutely made sense that a guy who wasn't able to keep hold of any above average clients was operating in the developmental league. It played to LeFort's strengths (looking like an idiot in ridiculous shiny jackets and talking with a foreign accent to remind everyone he's a heel) and disguised his weaknesses (specifically that he's not a very good wrestler, as already established).

Bring LeFort back to NXT as a manager. There's mileage left in his storyline incompetence. He could reunite with his old Legionnaires client Scott Dawson. He could bring in a new team altogether. He could introduce a singles act to help him get reverence on Marcus Louis (not that anyone's begging for that rivalry t be reprised). With Hideo Itami, Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens gone or about to go from NXT Triple H is going to need to become more inventive with the stories he tells and the stars he features if NXT is to remain the hot brand it currently is. I don't think Sly could be a major part of that but he could certainly contribute. 

Tuesday, 12 May 2015

The Four Man Tag Division

I'm usually as happy as the next guy to rave about how good NXT is. Because by any reasonable standard it is good. How could it not be with a main event scene built around the artists formerly known as Kevin Steen, El Generico, Prince Devitt, and KENTA and a surprisingly good WWE find in Tyler Breeze?

This doesn't mean NXT is flawless though. Far from it. Recent months have seen a very clear deemphasising of the tag team division. Over the first half of this year a lot of teams that were regulars in 2014 have disappeared. The Ascension and the Lucha Dragons have been promoted to the main roster. Sylvester LeFort and Marcus Louis had a falling out, split, and then both vanished. The Vaudevillains simply stopped appearing with no explanation after their loss to Enzo and Big Cass in February.

The Ascension aren't a loss in terms of quality matches but within NXT they worked well in their established role. The same can be said for Sin Cara and Kalisto, although they did actually turn out quality work. The promotion of both of these teams was inevitable, with the Dragons being obviously ready and Konnor and Viktor having nothing else to do in developmental besides tread water.

The departures wouldn't have been a big problem had they not inexplicably coincided with other teams splitting or vanishing too. But for whatever reason The Vaudevillains are being held off televised shows and more was seen in LeFort and Louis as singles acts. In fact a story possibly inspired by the Phantom of the Opera (or maybe The Hunchback of Notre Dame) was started with Louis being glimpsed watching Tyler Breeze entrances and matches shortly after he split from LeFort. That was dropped quickly, even though it could have been enjoyably silly. Personally I feel LeFort shone brightest as a sleazy Eurotrash manager and think that's the role he's best suited to. Meanwhile Jason Jordan and Tye Dillinger, who were a decent team who could have achieved more, were split to make way for repackaging work on both guys.

I like Enzo and Cass, but some variety wouldn't go amiss.
Right now the NXT tag division features little but matches and skits pitting Enzo Amore and Big Cass against Blake and Murphy. As a tag title programme it's fine, and Carmella's involvement as a heel manager of two very popular babyfaces gives the whole thing a unique slant, but it's noticeably weaker than the men's and women's singles ranks. With most episodes of NXT being around forty-five minutes (discounting ads) there should be plenty of time to feature more teams. And despite the lack of them on screen there are enough to have a much healthier division.

Last week we saw the first appearance of Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder's Mechanics tag team in months. It's an enjoyably daft, mid-card gimmick and I think the pair would work well opposite Enzo and Cass. Being redneck stereotypes they could have a lovely clash of characters with the refined Edwardian carnival troupe dandies English and Gotch too. The Vaudevillains are, as has already been pointed out, overdue a TV return (unless there's an injury involved that nobody knows about).

Angelo Dawkins and Sawyer Fulton have been good in the few matches they've had, but they've been positioned as enhancement talent, there to make the more important teams look good. It's particularly frustrating as teams with the amateur wrestler gimmick are always enjoyable. There's something about the way the style's applied to pro wrestling that makes it a good fit for doubles matches. That they're part of a larger group being tinkered with on house shows makes it more frustrating still: there could be an entire new act on TV. That said a strength of NXT is developing things gradually, so it's best to remain patient for the gang currently known as Shoot Nation to show up.

There are also plenty of guys we haven't seen yet who could be paired up and used as double acts. But even discounting that there are three teams that could be used to make the tag scene more competitive. Given how much the other championships in NXT mean it's a pity thatthe NXT tag belts are going through a dry patch right now.

Saturday, 1 November 2014

NXTweet 30.10.14

It wasn’t until this week’s episode had whizzed by that I realised it had been really rather enjoyable. It’s probably because Bull Dempsey had a match. I love a Bull Dempsey match.

Sami Zayn talking to a cameraman backstage, featuring Titus O’Neil

Tweet 1: I am watching NXT.
Tweet 2: Sami Zayn in a locker room wearing a fetching flat cap. Strong opening.
Tweet 3: Titus rocking a pink plaid shirt and a pocket handkerchief. This episode could not have a better start.
Tweet 4: That was mind-blowing stuff. #clothing is a draw

Enzo Amore and Big Cass v The Ascension v Tye Dillinger and Jason Jordan v The Vaudevillains v Buddy Murphy and Wesley Blake: Number one contendership tag team battle royal

Tweet 5: Five teams in a battle royal. Wouldn't a turmoil have been better? Haven't had one of those for ages and they can be great.
Tweet 6: Is it a battle royal to avoid The Ascension losing a match?
Tweet 7: Just a reminder: Big Cass is seven feet tall and you can't teach that.
Tweet 8: Tensai's strategy would be to "attack the weakest link." Searing insight.
Tweet 9: The crowd are not mad about this match. I'm not either. Battle royals are tough sells. Hopefully it'll pick up at the final two though.
Tweet 10: The Ascension eliminating two teams there, reminding us that we should consider them a big deal.

Better than any tag match you'll see on RAW.

Tweet 11: Wouldn't someone tall be easier to throw over the top rope? They're closer to it. Shorter guys need hauling up. #wrestlinglogic
Tweet 12: Hideo Itami on distraction duty there. This feud is... not great.
Tweet 13: It could have been though. That's the sad part.
Tweet 14: Vaudevillains win off an Itami distraction then run away from The Ascension. Itami then takes a double team move from No Mercy on the N64.
Tweet 15: Konnor telling Itami to go home. The subtlety! The drama!

Carmella v Emma

Tweet 16: They really got it wrong with Emma on the main roster.
Tweet 17: "Mind games from Emma" - Rich Brennan as Emma performed a basic comedy spot
Tweet 18: Carmella checking her nails as she chokes Emma, there. So... she's a heel aligned with two of NXT's most popular guys?
Tweet 19: That finisher on Carmella though...

Good hold.

Bull Dempsey v Justin Gabriel

Tweet 20: Justin Gabriel is walking to the ring. I'm going to accept this episode will not be all it could be.
Tweet 21: Bull Dempsey and his large Taz look have cheered me up.
Tweet 22: Has Taz got a training school? He strikes me as the sort of man who would open a training school in a cold garage in Brooklyn.
Tweet 23: Dempsey using the running standing splash is lol.
Tweet 24: Top rope headbutt. No negative connotations to that move.

Lovely knees on Bull.

Baron Corbin v Tony Briggs

Tweet 25: Is Baron his name or his title?
Tweet 26: I'm guessing that Briggs guy has an amateur background?
Tweet 27: I'm still not interested in Baron Corbin.

Hideo Itami backstage

Tweet 28: Hideo Itami telling us he's going to ring a friend to fight The Ascension there. Wonder who that will be.
Tweet 29: I generally try and avoid spoilers but that's one that was (understandably) forced down my throat. Not literally, thankfully.

Marcus Louis v Sylvester Lefort

Tweet 30: Sylvester Lefort is great.
Tweet 31: Marcus Louis is... not. He does look a bit like Kane though. That's something.

Lefort versus mid-00s Kane.

Tweet 32: I want Louis to join a stable as a man who sees himself as a deformed monster. A manager could have fun with that.
Tweet 33: NXT needs a manager or two, obvs.

Sami Zayn v Titus O’Neil

Tweet 34: Titus O'Neil and Sami Zayn again? Is this another one for the Best of Titus O'Neil DVD?
Tweet 35: Tensai running his mouth about territories there.
Tweet 36: I think Titus just shouted something about a man shop. What is a man shop and why is Titus talking about them?
Tweet 37: If Titus wins this match does NXT become NXTITUS? You know, like he said a week or two ago.
Tweet 38: "That's disrespectful!" - Renee Young on Titus, a heel, shouting at fans
Tweet 39: Titus versus Ziggler would probably be a good match with some time to it.
Tweet 40: For that matter so would Zayn versus Ziggler.
Tweet 41: Imagine Ziggler versus Ziggler though. That'd be something...

Helluva kicking Titus's head in, there.

Tweet 42: Zayn wins with an Exploder and a Helluva kick. Just like that. Not much build to the finish.
Tweet 43: That win was improbable. Apparently.
Tweet 44: Tyler Breeze out to set up a match with Zayn for next week. I'm up for that. I'm assuming Zayn will win.
Tweet 45: Tyler Breeze just doing some posing to end the show there. Standard.
Tweet 46: That flew by. I obviously enjoyed it more than I realised. Good episode.
Tweet 47: "I obviously enjoyed it more than I realised" - Dave with a glowing endorsement for NXT

Saturday, 18 October 2014

NXTweet 16.10.14

NXTweet collections will now be on Saturdays. For a variety of boring practical reasons to do with writing for a blog. This week I mention Starrcade, Virgil and Chris Benoit. So look forward to all that, yeah?

Baron Corbin v Elias Sampson

Tweet 1: It's T for NX.
Tweet 2: Oh look. It's Baron Corbin. I suppose we should try and be excited...
Tweet 3: Quick match. Nothing to be excited about tbh.
Tweet 4: Renee says nobody's prepared to face him. Whatevs, Renee.

Sami Zayn promo, featuring verbal interference from Tyson Kidd

Tweet 5: Sami Zayn. Sick of losing fair and square.
Tweet 6: Maybe he's about to go Shawn Michaels on us. From now on 'The InZayn Kid' doesn't lie down for an.... y... bod-yyy!
Tweet 7: Oh no. He's not. He's going to be interrupted by 'Mr Charisma' Tyson Kidd.
Tweet 8: "Ooooooh, sick burn, Sami!" - Tyson Kidd, who is now eleven, apparently
Tweet 9: Tyson Kidd suggesting Zayn make a living selling pictures of himself losing to WWE Superstars. That's known as the Virgil approach.
Tweet 10: Tyson's got to put in a phone call and check on his cats before he wrestles. Stealing Teddy’s gimmick there...

Team Thick (Wesley Blake and Buddy Murphy) v The Lucha Dragons

Tweet 11: The Lucha Dragons have good music. Kalisto has a good mask. I can take or leave the rest of the act.
Tweet 12: I'm picking Blake and Murphy to win this.
Tweet 13: Murphy and Blake have some lovely Chris Benoit style rip motifs on their ring gear. Lovely because they remind me of Benoit, obviously.
Tweet 14: The name Team Thick will be changed.
Tweet 15: Wesley Blake still looks like a short Undertaker.

Solid move.

Tweet 16: That sunset bomb finish was pretty sweet. #2sweetmebro
Tweet 17: "This is a match where offence can literally, LITERALLY, come out of nowhere" - Alex Riley

Becky Lynch v Charlotte

Tweet 18: Two obvious finisher names for Becky Lynch: the Lynch Pin (a roll-up of some kind) and the Lynch Pinch (a submission). You're welcome.
Tweet 19: I wonder if David Flair were younger whether he'd be doing as well as Charlotte in NXT.
Tweet 20: 'The Delty Diva'? That. Is. Awful.
Tweet 21: I still strongly dislike Becky's ring gear.
Tweet 22: That match turned the crowd off but it was pretty good. Rare instance of the NXT audience being wrong.

Recap of the ongoing crisis between Hideo Itami and The Ascension

Tweet 23: "Hideo's mentor Funaki" - Rich Brennan
Tweet 24: The Ascension with some vaguely racist comments there.

Enzo Amore and Big Cass v The Legionnaires

Tweet 25: Surely being a certified G indicates that you can be taught how to be a G. If not, how do you become certified?
Tweet 26: That Legionnaires music.

Uh-oh, spaghetti-ohs!

Tweet 27: Enzo and Cass doing the Outlaws rock-paper-scissors spot there.
Tweet 28: Marcus turns on Sylvester. The crowd chant "Oui!"

Carmella v Blue Pants, played by Leva Bates

Tweet 29: Cass and Enzo are calling out someone in blue pants? Bluetista?!
Tweet 30: Ah, no. It's a girl to job to Carmella. Cass has introduced her as Blue Pants. Hilarious.
Tweet 31: The commentary trying to rationalise Carmella going from hairdresser to NXT developmental girl. Kind of devalues NXT. A bit. No?

What's this going to be called then? The Carmellock, perhaps?

Tweet 32: Carmella wins in under thirty seconds. I don't want to say they don't have confidence in her ability yet, but...
Tweet 33: Probably for the best. The audience chanted for Blue Pants. They'd probs have turned on Carmella had it gone longer.

Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch in a locker room

Tweet 34: Sasha Banks there, dishing out some home truths to Becky.

Sami Zayn v Tyson Kidd

Tweet 35: Hoodie to the face. What a "diss."
Tweet 36: "There isn't much that Tyson Kidd has to prove here" - Alex Riley, who may not be fully aware of Tyson's career
Tweet 37: If Triple H wants NXT to be the new WCW the specials should start getting WCW pay-per-view names. Call the December one Starrcade.
Tweet 38: It would probably end up better than any real Starrcade.
Tweet 39: Alex Riley talking about Ws in the win column. I hope he talks about the pay window next.

Nice face action from Kidd there.

Tweet 40: Remember when people tapped immediately to the Sharpshooter? That they don't now is basically confirming Tyson's not as good as Bret.
Tweet 41: I mean, he's not, obviously. But they shouldn't be highlighting it on TV.
Tweet 42: Zayn wins! Zayn wins! Zayn wins! Bah god!! Zayn!! Zayn!! ZAAAAAAYN!!

Sunday, 14 September 2014

NXT Takeover II: Fatal 4 Way review

On Thursday 11 September the NXT roster returned to the WWE Network for its third live special, Takeover II: Fatal 4 Way. The quality of the weekly show is always high and they had two very good specials (ArRIVAL and the first Takeover) already notched up. Expectations for the show were understandably high. Pleasingly the roster once again delivered an exciting evening of good matches and sensible, logical storyline progressions.

The show started with WWE’s standard Then, Now, Forever signature. Only it wasn’t standard. It bled into the NXT intro, a nice way of presenting the brand as the future of the company. Noticeable in the NXT intro were shots of KENTA. The video team didn’t waste any time there.

The opening match was for the NXT tag team championship. The Ascension, who’s reign length was slimmed down from 364 days to 344 by the commentary team because of delayed air dates), defended the gold against Kalisto and Sin Cara. The Ascension were put over as the most dominant team anywhere in wrestling during the past ten years (which briefly made me wonder who WWE considered more dominant ten years ago). The crowd was into both teams in a big way.

After some high-flying at the start of the match Sin Cara was grounded and worked over by the champs, setting up the inevitable hot tag. Kalisto cleaning house on his massive opponents looked a little strange, but not so much that it seemed unbelievable. That he used a lot of flying moves probably helped there. He was literally throwing himself at the champions.

Sin Cara and Kalisto look pretty good in blue.
Cara stopped selling fairly quickly and hit a couple of planchas. Kalisto’s hot streak was cut off with a Viktor lariat. Cara halted a Fall of Man attempt, pulling Konor from the ring and leaving Viktor to take a Salida del Sol from Kalisto, ending The Ascension’s long reign (it was exactly the same length as second ROH tag title reign of The Kings of Wrestling, fact fans). The commentators all agreed that they'd never expected to see The Ascension lose. It was nice that they were trying to boost The Ascension in defeat but it was a silly thing to say: they were very obviously going to lose developmental tag gold at some point.

After the match Renee Young asked Kalisto and Sin Cara how it felt to have won the titles. Cara volunteered nothing of interest and was very obviously out of breath while doing so. Kalisto announced the pair were to be known as The Lucha Dragons. That’s a cool name.

The title change was due. The Ascension (who I’ll discuss below) had nothing left to do as champions. The Lucha Dragons have a number of fresh matches waiting for them and they can make the division a little more competitive by working more competitive matches. The Ascension gimmick didn’t really allow for that.

That was followed by the first of four videos for the fatal four-way competitors. This one focused on NXT champion Adrian Neville. He said he's adaptable and that while he’s never been in a four-way match before he'd never been in a ladder match and he won one at ArRIVAL. Also mentioned was that Neville is undefeated in 2014 and the fact that he held victories over all three of his opponents. That was a very simple little thing but it meant so much and made Neville seem a far more credible champion. If the writers of RAW and SmackDown understood how to make wins and losses mean more I think the main WWE product would be in better shape. Very good video.

CJ Parker v Baron Corbin was the second encounter of the night. It was a squash. CJP took a shoulder block and a move not unlike Sister Abigail then got pinned by the new boy. It was a good segment: Corbin looked strong while Parker was dealt a humiliating loss which can fuel the petty bitterness of his character.

The Tyson Kidd video followed that. It was basically the same as the one that was shown of him on NXT. The one where they tricked you into thinking he was putting his three opponents over but he was actually talking about himself (because heel). There was a bit about Natalya mixed in too, just to remind us that Kidd gets upset about his wife’s success.

POW!
The hair versus hair match followed that. Sylvester Lefort entered to some new technopop. It was great. Sly controlled most of the match with headlocks and basic wrestling. It was standard stuff but it was so spirited, and the audience was so into it, that that wasn’t a problem.

Towards the end of the bout Marcus Louis leapt onto the apron and tried to distract Enzo. Cass took him down. Sly started shouting and got caught with a rollup for the loss. The audience chanted ‘To the chair!’ as Sly was cornered and floored him with a Big Cass clothesline. Enzo shouted that Sly was an idiot as he writhed on the ground. I found that much funnier than I would have expected. Marcus Louis attacked the New Jersey boys as Sly was carried up the ramp, allowing his tag partner to run off and leaving him to get a bucket of allegedly corrosive liquid dumped on his bonce by Enzo. How we laughed.

The Tyler Breeze video consisted of shots of Breeze doing a Zoolander impression interspersed with shots of him taking selfies and calling his opponents ugly. It was another solid piece of work, ending with Breeze telling us all his outfits work with gold (because title belts are gold, dig?) then pulling a hilarious Zoolander face. After that some random women appeared backstage to offer coats to ‘The Gorgeous One’. He said he was busy so they left. Breeze then went back to looking at himself on his phone.

General Manager William Regal came out to put over NXT as the place all wrestlers want to compete and to introduce KENTA. We got an introductory video for “the international sensation” before the man himself walked to the ring to a pleasingly spirited reaction from the crowd. The video featured comments from Kofi Kingston, Renee Young and Big E. While I’m sure all three meant what they said about KENTA moving to WWE being a big deal they did seem like a rather odd bunch. The obvious guy to contribute was Daniel Bryan. Perhaps WWE doesn’t want to show him while he’s injured, or they feared a ‘Yes!’ chant overshadowing KENTA’s big moment. If so then it’s understandable, but they still had Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler, Seth Rollins and other guys who could have voiced opinions. Kingston made sense as he’s a guy who will probably have a great match with KENTA. I don’t think as many people will be excited at the prospect of KENTA versus Big E.  

KENTA said hello in English and then switched to Japanese. It was the first NXT show to be shown live in Japan so presumably he was putting the brand over and encouraging people to sign up to the Network (for just $9.99!) to watch him compete. Switching back to English he said it was a dream come true to be in WWE. After announcing a name change to Hideo Itami as a tribute to his hero (failing to say who this hero was or is) he stated that his goal is to be NXT champion.

The newly minted Hideo Itami taunting The Ascension there.
Then The Ascension stormed out. They chucked Itami out of the ring and barked at Regal to give them a rematch for their tag team titles. Itami was back in the ring before Regal could respond. He ducked a clothesline from Konor, booted Viktor in the face, then punched Konor out of the ring and kicked both men off the apron. I was concerned that he was going to look weak when he grabbed a chair and slid back into the ring but I realised that wasn’t an issue when he calmly sat down and beckoned the former tag champs to join him. They walked out.

It was a great introduction for Itami. He expressed his passion for the company (and NXT in particular) and saw off a pair of men who have been built up as practically unstoppable in a straight fight. Presumably he’ll work singles matches, and perhaps a tag match, with Konor and Viktor before they depart permanently for the main roster. If so, good. It’s the right time for The Ascension to leave as they’ve advanced as they can in a developmental environment (including making the tag titles mean something, no small task). They’ve been built up so well that it would be wasteful for them to leave NXT without putting someone over on the way out. They may have lost their titles to The Lucha Dragons but there wasn’t much of a rub there: they were the dominant force in the tag title match. I’m hopeful that they get the same strong treatment in WWE, but not before they’ve helped to get Itami off to a strong start.

A recap (in stills for some reason) of the Mojo Rawley v Bull Dempsey feud preceded their match. In case you’ve forgotten it consisted of the two teaming up to lose in the opening round of the number one contendership tag tournament and Bull turning on Mojo in frustration. That’s as deep as it’s gotten. In fairness Rawley doesn’t really deserve anything more and Dempsey’s new enough to only need simple booking for now.

Bull Dempsey, the supposed bad guy, came out first to a pleasant reaction. Mojo came out to a mixture of light jeers, disinterest and a smattering of polite applause. They battered each other around the ring, Bull quickly got the upper hand with a rough body tackle and then finished Mojo off with a top rope head butt. It was shorter than I'd expected, and all the better for it. Bull, the man whose character the crowd have taken to, looked impressive. More treatment like that and he could be a believable challenger in a title match. Meanwhile Rawley, who very few people seem to have any time for, could take the CJ Parker route and tweak his character into a bad guy. Maybe he and ‘The Moonchild’ could form a team. That would be… something. 

Backstage Enzo and Cass discussed Sasquatch and finding The Legionnaires. They stumbled across them almost immediately. Marcus Louis had his head covered with a towel and was being tended to by Lefort and what seemed to be a medic. Hey, he had had his dunked into some pretty nasty liquid earlier in the evening.

Sly ran off again, leaving Marcus to be carried out to the ring by Cass (helpfully clutching the towel to his own head so as not to spoil the reveal, which I thought was helpful of him). In the ring Enzo whipped the towel off to reveal that Louis’ eyebrows were gone along with most of his hair. The babyfaces had a good old laugh as Marcus ran off. Then Enzo, who was dynamite during all of these exchanges, said he's B-A-W-L-D.

Bayley v Charlotte was referred to as a main event before its hype video was cued up. That gave the NXT women’s league a much deserved boost. The vid began with a clip from a post-show interview where Charlotte was asked who she was looking forward to defending against. The crowd chanted Bayley’s name chant so Charlotte said ‘Well Bayley, I guess.’ The video showed Bayley as a happy, enthusiastic babyface. It really got over her character and explained why we should care about her, and did a good job recapping her journey to feeling as though she belonged in NXT well. That was contrasted with Charlotte feeling she has a legacy to uphold and telling Bayley to give up. It ended with Bayley saying she wanted her title win to be a Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XII moment. The package as a whole made me genuinely want to see Bayley win the title.

Bayley wore streamers to the ring and, channelling Bret Hart, gave her headband to a girl in the audience. I loved how popular she was. During the in-ring introductions Bayley was cheered while Charlotte got a mixed response.

Figure four headlock! Woooooo!
The champ began by offering a handshake, something she’d refused several times before. Bayley didn't fall for the trick, ramming Charlotte into the corner. Charlotte fought back and quickly applied the figure four headlock. Bayley flipped back into a pin to force Charlotte to kick out and break the hold. Charlotte stayed on offence with chops and knees and put the figure four on a time or two more. During one application of the hold she rolled over on to her front and did a forward roll, sending Bayley back-first into the mat. Young Flair is great at milking that hold and making it look legitimate.

As the match progressed Charlotte would retain the upper hand but Bayley would keep coming back and refusing to quit. Bayley cut off a moonsault and hit a hurricanrana from the top. She waited a while to make the cover to sell fatigue but unfortunately that made it clear Charlotte would be kicking out. Charlotte countered the Hug-plex into a pin. Bayley kicked out. Charlotte schoolgirled Bayley into the bottom turnbuckle, knocking her dizzy and leaving her prone enough to absorb an incredibly safe-looking moonsault (it was very clear Charlotte landed feet first on the move). Bayley kicked out and gave the champion a defiant glare. Charlotte then floored her with Natural Selection (formerly Bow Down to the Queen) and pinned her.

It was a great match that told a very good story. Charlotte’s offence was crisp throughout the match and she interacted with the crowd more than she has been recently (a good thing, obvs). Bayley bettered her in that department though: she excels at drawing people into her performance and at looking vulnerable.

Bayley was left lying in the ring as Charlotte wandered up the aisle holding her title belt in the air. Sasha Banks walked out and started giving the exhausted Bayley a beating. Charlotte returned to scare her fellow BFF off before holding the title up and exiting again. There was still no handshake but the idea was that Charlotte has gained respect for Bayley.

The Sami Zayn video featured a Chris Jericho audio clip. Because ‘Y2J’ invented audio clips. Daniel Bryan also commented on Zayn’s ability (which destroys my theory about his omission from the KENTA video intro) and clips of Zayn v Cesaro at ArRIVAL were shown. Zayn said he wants to be the face of NXT and that he will win the NXT championship, it's just a matter of when.

Then it was main event time.  

Breeze was out first, mostly to boos. Zayn was next. Very loud ‘Olé!’ chants started before his music had cut. Kidd wore some blocky headphones to the ring to “block out crowd negativity” which, to be honest, there was a fair amount of. He’s done a better job getting over as an irritant than I’d thought. The champ was out last, looking, as always, like an orc. He didn’t get as loud a reception as Zayn.

A ‘Breeze is gorgeous!’ chant rang out as soon as the opening bell rang. That left Kidd as the clear cut least popular man in the match. The heels teamed up at the start of the match, Breeze targeting Zayn and Kidd going after Neville. They brawled around ringside and up to the top of the ramp where Nev took a double suplex from the heels. That left Kidd and Breeze to work over Zayn back in the ring. After a couple of minutes of that Kidd super kicked Breeze to the outside, leaving himself alone with a weakened Zayn.

He's not called 'The Man That Gravity Forgot' for nothing.
Neville got back into the match and threw Kidd out of the ring. Breeze returned and got wiped out by a fired up Zayn who went for a dive but got cut off by ‘The Man That Gravity Forgot’ stepping into his path and hitting a springboard moonsault onto Breeze and Kidd from the apron. With them out of the way we got Zayn v Neville, something which had been teased briefly earlier before getting shut down by the heels. They got a short sequence together before Kidd dumped Zayn outside and worked over the champ. When Zayn got back into the ring he was tossed into Neville, sending the champ to the outside and busting him open at the same time.

Zayn escaped a sharpshooter and went for the Helluva kick but got blasted with a Beauty Shot from ‘Prince Pretty’. Kidd and Nev each took a Supermodel kick. Both kicked out. As everyone gradually recovered Breeze and Kidd attempted a double superplex on Neville. They got it, but not before Zayn had slipped in to “power bomb” them as they did so.

Zayn channelled his inner ‘Stone Cold’ and stomped a mud hole in Kidd. He went for a Helluva kick on Nev but got kicked in the mouth. Neville hit the Red Arrow on him but got thrown out of the ring by Breeze. Zayn kicked out of the immediate cover. That was a great near fall, because the Arrow has been established as something people don’t kick out of. Breeze sold the hell out of the kick out, which only made it a sweeter moment.  Moments later Zayn staggered to his feet and Breeze targeted him with a Beauty Shot, but Kidd shoved him out of the way and caught Breeze in a Sharpshooter. After making it to the ropes and being dragged back to the centre of the ring Breeze went to tap but Neville slid back into the ring and grabbed his hand to save his championship. This was included for a reason: we needed to know that Neville was desperate to retain the title.

Adrian Neville. Still NXT champ.
Nev and Zayn went at it again, with Nev being back dropped out of the ring. Zayn hit an exploder suplex into the corner on Kidd. He charged in for a spear but changed course at the last second and did a suicide dive on to Neville instead. He followed up with a dive between the first and second ropes into a tornado DDT on ‘The King of Cuteville’. Back inside he finally got a Helluva on Kidd but Neville pulled the referee from the ring, breaking up what would clearly have otherwise been a winning pinfall. Zayn, incensed, got out of the ring shouting. Neville floored him with a super kick and shot up to the top rope to hit a Red Arrow on Kidd. Zayn got back into the ring to break it up but didn't have the energy: he brushed Neville  just after the three count was completed.

Neville posed for several minutes while Zayn looked dejected. Breeze and Kidd were nowhere to be seen, leaving the focus firmly on NXT champion Adrian Neville and Sami Zayn, the man who’d come so close to taking the title from him. Aside from being a little light on Tyler Breeze the match was excellent and a fitting main event to another great NXT special.

Sunday, 7 September 2014

NXTweet 04.09.14

There won’t be a tweet-up next week. Instead there’ll be a more traditional review of Takeover 2. And that’s this week’s hastily written intro!

Intro

Tweet 1: Alright, strap in. I'm about to spend an hour tweeting about NXT.
Tweet 2: Didn't enjoy that preview opening. Probably because it's not the NXT norm. And I think the NXT norm is pretty much perfect.

Alexa Bliss v Charlotte

Tweet 3: If Alexa Bliss is wrestling and the four title match guys are wrestling this is going to be one busy show.
Tweet 4: Does Charlotte have the most convoluted ring entrance in WWE? I think yes.
Tweet 5: What is Alexa's gimmick? Cheerleader? Fairy? Cheerleader fairy? The latter's a winner...
Tweet 6: That kneebuster Charlotte did was in no way a botch. IN NO WAY.
Tweet 7: I've knocked her for it, but Charlotte's Ric Flair tribute act is growing on me. The impersonation could be a lot worse. Woooooooooo!
Tweet 8: Dat Bayley's gonna hug you chant.
Tweet 9: I like her but Bayley's character would die a horrible death on RAW without some pretty severe tinkering.

Would 'Naitch' have covered people like this? 

Tyler Breeze vignette

Tweet 10: "Do they look like this?" - Tyler Breeze, sitting there in a purple furry coat
Tweet 11: Breeze's work getting that character over in thirty seconds was sensational. Easily one of the best things in NXT.
Tweet 12: The NXT title match at Takeover could realistically be won by any of the four guys in the match. Good job getting everyone over.
Tweet 13: That said I really want it to be Tyler Breeze. A change is needed after Neville's six month reign and he's the strongest character-wise.

Sin Cara and Kalisto talk to Devin Taylor

Tweet 14: Anyway... we now have Sin Cara and Kalisto chatting to Devin Taylor. Cara chatted in Spanish. Kalisto translated. Kind of a dick move.
Tweet 15: Kalisto there, saying he and Cara are a strong tag team. Nah. Not as strong as The Ascension.

Tye Dillinger v Tyler Breeze

Tweet 16: Tye Dillinger's lack of charisma would be best off in a tag team.
Tweet 17: Tyler Breeze. The third Young Buck.
Tweet 18: Tye played several seasons of "semi-professional" ice hockey, did he? Well that... that's certainly something.
Tweet 19: Lot of hip action from Breeze on that choke. #justsaying

Tyson Kidd vignette

Tweet 20: Tyson Kidd giving a heel promo his best shot there. In fairness it could've been a lot worse.

Enzo Amore and Big Cass hang out at a hairdresser’s called HAIR

Tweet 21: I reckon Enzo is based on a young Paul Heyman. But less arrogant.
Tweet 22: "You got that camera rollin'?" - Enzo Amore on an iPhone
Tweet 23: Hair removal cream spilled on a poodle. A clump of hair comes off in Enzo's hand. This is like Russo era WCW.
Tweet 24: That entire thing was designed to get over hair removal cream? I expect that kind of nonsense from TNA, not NXT.

Tyson Kidd v Adam Rose

Tweet 25: Guy in Rose's entourage looks like Shelton Benjamin.
Tweet 26: Tom Phillips just plugged the Takeover pre-show and promised plenty of surprises. How does he know there'll be surprises?
Tweet 27: That match was good but Rose hugn on in the Sharpshooter a bit too long for my liking.
Tweet 28: Had he tapped a bit quicker it would have gotten over Kidd's application of the hold. Would've made sense to establish he's good with it.

Crisp Sharpshooter application from Kidd.

Sami Zayn vignette

Tweet 29: Sami Zayn being a stand up babyface and saying he wants to pin the champ for the belt.

Sami Zayn v Marcus Louis

Tweet 30: Marcus Louis's music is incredibly lol.
Tweet 31: As is Sly Lefort's chest hair.
Tweet 32: NXT fans chanting “Canada” in support of Zayn is why I love that audience.
Tweet 33: I wish Sylvester Lefort was still an ineffectual manager. He was great as an ineffectual manager.
Tweet 34: Zayn wins via Koji Clutch. Marcus Louis tapped out almost immediately and so the hold's a little more over going into Takeover. See?!
Tweet 35: Enzo and Cass show up. Sly and Marcus run off. Enzo freaks out. Cass tries not to laugh. Standard sequence.


Don't be bullies. Be stars.

Adrian Neville vignette

Tweet 36: Adrian Neville looks like an orc.
Tweet 37: He did a promo about being bullied at school for looking like an orc. I think.

CJ Parker v Adrian Neville

Tweet 38: CJ 'The Truth' Parker.
Tweet 39: Want to know about the first time I was made aware of Adrian Neville? Course you do!
Tweet 40: Someone rang in to the old Talksport radio show and berated Alex Shane for not booking Neville (then PAC) for the FWA.
Tweet 41: Pretty sure the caller claimed that Shane had a southern bias. They definitely said PAC was the future of wrestling.
Tweet 42: First time I saw him wrestle? Some Dragon Gate show I watched online I think.
Tweet 43: Anyway... they're wrestling right now. CJ does some good shaky leg selling.

Sin Cara and Kalisto v The Vaudevillains

Tweet 44: Sin Cara's fist pumping is so halfhearted. I kind of respect him for very obviously not caring.
Tweet 45: #Vaudevillainspop
Tweet 46: Code of Honor status: followed.
Tweet 47: "Flipping into the attack there" - Tom Phillips, a man paid to be a commentator
Tweet 48: Decent match. Wrong team won though. People don't care about Sin Cara and Kalisto like they do the Vaudevillains.
Tweet 49: Plus Kalisto and El Local were the challengers on the last NXT spesh. Gotch and English would've given a fresher match.

The shirt always makes me think The Ascension should have a conspiracy theorist gimmick.

Tweet 50: Closing shot is The Ascension standing very still and holding their belts over their heads. Classic stuff.
Tweet 51: Best episode in a few weeks. I enjoyed that a lot. Every match did something for Takeover 2 and they trailed KENTA's debut just enough.