Tweet 1: I am watching NXT.Tweet 2: Samoa Joe and Finn Bálor v Rhyno and Kevin Owens is epic apparently. Hard to argue that, to be fair.
The Vaudevillains v Maybe-Not-The-Mechanics-Anymore
Tweet 3: #VaudevillainspopTweet 4: Have they got new music AGAIN?
Tweet 5: They have. Why can't they just have their original music? You know, the good music!
Tweet 6: Have Dash and Dawson dropped their sur- and first names respectively? If so, why? Vince whim?
Tweet 7: They seem to have dropped the Mechanics names too. Damn shame.
|I'll miss the Mechanics name. It was lol.|
Tweet 8: The commentators are chatting about Dawson looking like a young Arn Anderson. Rubbish. 'Double A' was never young.
Tweet 9: Remember when Aiden English was a massive heel because he dared to share his singing voice with the world?
Tweet 10: That was a nothing match. Nice to see The Vaudevillains though.
Devin Taylor talks to Becky Lynch
Tweet 11: Becky Lynch broke her hip. Tried to no-sell it but she couldn't pull it off.Tweet 12: Ric Flair no-sold a plane crash. #justsaying
Tweet 13: Becky's motivated by this injury. Reckons she'll beat Sasha for the belt. I shall remain unconvinced for now.
Tucker Knight v Baron Corbin
Tweet 14: 'Wolf Shaman' Barry Corbin coming out wearing a vest with ALL HAIL written on it. No sign of his usual wolf motif. Maybe he retired it.
|Even without his wolf powers Corbin pulled out a win.|
Tweet 15: Fans chant "Corbin sucks!" Corbin wins. Fans clap politely.
Tweet 16: I liked the big lad physique on Tucker Knight.
William Regal announces a number one contenders tag match
Tweet 17: #RegalpopTweet 18: Gotch is chatting all over this show. Remember when he was a mute strongman?
Finn Bálor video
Tweet 19: This is Finn Bálor: Part the Third.Tweet 20: Shot of Mojo Rawley sprawled on a couch looking decidedly unhyped there.
Tweet 21: Mojo again, this time in the ring. Lad's all over this doc.
Tweet 22: Triple H saying every entrance is a movie. I bet he believes that too. Ponce.
Tweet 23: I'm still expecting this to end with Owens smashing up one of Bálor's Lego creations.
Tweet 24: Imagine if Anderson and Fale ran in on Bálor v Owens and helped Bálor win.
Tweet 25: Really strong documentary that. Hope it goes up on the Network as a standalone thing at some point, if it hasn't already.
Tweet 26: Cut to an add conforming it's on the Network tonight, natch.
Eva Marie does a practice wrestle
Tweet 27: Earlier today... Eva Marie did some basic ring work and William Regal watched. This deserves air time.Tweet 28: I reckon Eva Marie's going to blow everyone away when she's back. Not like that...
Emma v Carmella
Tweet 29: Love that heel theme for Emma.Tweet 30: If they really want to get Dana Brooke over they'll have her gorilla press Big Cass during this match.
Tweet 31: Corey Graves needs to start referencing the pay window.
|"Bah gawd, lookit that torque!"|
Tweet 32: Enzo and Cass dashed out of Regal's office earlier because they said Carmella had a match. So where are they?
Tweet 33: Reverse X Factor. Absolutely devastating. But it wasn't enough. Poor Carmella.
Bull Dempsey slobs about backstage
Tweet 34: Bull Dempsey is being booked to cut promos on snack machines. They're sending you a message, Bull mate.Tweet 35: If this were the 90s we'd be getting a newsagent or something for Bull to feud with.
Devin Taylor speaks to Jason Jordan
Tweet 36: Hey, remember last week when Jason Jordan lost?Tweet 37: "I know you're not a loser!" - Chad Gable to Jason Jordan, who'd just lost a match
Tyler Breeze v Tye Dillinger
Tweet 38: #BreezeswoonTweet 39: The audience are into this perfect 10 thing of Dillinger's. Pretty good as it's not really been on TV.
|Tyler Breeze doing a spot of facesitting there.|
Tweet 40: Not the greatest gimmick though tbh. Didn't help him win, did it?
Tweet 41: The crowd are into it but the perfect 10 stuff won't be enough to net Tye a push.
Emma, Dana Brooke and Sasha Banks agree to a tag match
Tweet 42: Oh noes!! Emma and Dana want Sasha's title!!Tweet 43: Throwaway skit to set up a tag match but everyone there was bringing their A game.
Samoa Joe and Finn Bálor v Rhyno and Kevin Owens
Tweet 44: The crowd would lose their minds if Cyrus came out with Rhyno. #justsayingTweet 45: I want Joe to change his name to So Cal Joe and adopt the look and mannerisms of So Cal Val.
Tweet 46: I'm assuming this is from the end of the tapings because this crowd has died.
Tweet 47: Not even Rhyno doing squats mid-suplex got a reaction. Sickening lack of interest.
Tweet 48: I'm hoping that was some kind of reference to Bálor's squat-heavy dojo background.
Tweet 49: Rhyno looks like a man who loves his squats. #demlegs
Tweet 50: "Whadda senton!" - Rich Brennan on a perfectly average senton
Tweet 51: Busting out the finishers always gets a crowd going.
Tweet 52: Rhyno missed the Gore on Bálor and hit his own partner. Such a WWE spot. Love it here though.
Tweet 53: Nice replay of the bungled roll around before the pin. Stay classy, editing guys.
Tweet 54: Good show everyone. Good hustle.