Do you.. Bolieve? |
Here's an idea. Have Bo come out dressed in an all white
suit, including a white tie and white shoes. They should go full televangelist
with it and have him look like he's trying to resemble an actual angel. The New
Day lads have honed the televangelist promo style but they're not using the
look. That's still wide open and Bo would fit it well.
With this new look could come a new focus in promos.
Instead of just setting himself up for his punchline catchphrase Bo could spend
a few weeks or a month talking about how he wants to help WWE Superstars™ who
are floundering and struggling. Interrupting random matches on SmackDown and
getting segments on Main Event would be enough to get this new approach across,
with it being made clear that Bo's looking to help lower card lads.
After a few weeks Bo could reveal the guys he wants to
help, interrupting a match involving them or simply calling them to the ring
during SmackDown (this clearly isn't high profile enough to get air time on
RAW). There are a few options for this. Bo could tell Cutis Axel and Damien
Sandow that they're better than imitating people from decades ago. He could
tell Fandango and Adam Rose that they're both great athletes not being taken
seriously because of their silly gimmicks. He could tell Zack Ryder that
management aren't interested in him despite his hard work and that he hasn't
been relevant for years.
Bolievers? |
They're all middle or lower card guys (whether they
deserve to be or not). The diea should be that Dallas recruits them to be
Bolievers and becomes their manager. Let him manage two guys, give them new
all-white ring gear (maybe have their names in black on them or something) and
use them as a tag team. You'd have a new team, a new use for Bo Dallas that
plays to his strength of being both irritating and ridiculous, and something
for guys who are currently directionless.
You would also have the option to imply that Bo is some
sort of sinister cult leader who's brainwashed guys into being Bolievers. That
may not sound like anything particularly novel in and of itself and it wouldn't
be. But it's worth noting that Bo's real life brother is Bray Wyatt, a man well
established within WWE canon as a cult leader. Doing something similar with Bo
would create the option to play the cult leader thing up in a future storyline.
It's an idea that does things short and
long term.
But it won't happen. Obviously. Nobody in WWE writes for
the mid-card anymore.
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1 It's possible they're concerned about
upsetting big Christianity fans in their own locker room or religious groups
outside the company. But that argument doesn't really tally with them referring
to Brock Lesnar as the Devil or the continued depiction of The Undertaker as a
demon and-or zombie.
I fear it's going to be an actual decade before we see the bray/bo combo, as good an idea as it clearly is...
ReplyDeleteWhen it does come I hope it's referred to as the Bray-Bo Combo. That's a great name.
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