Intro
Tweet 1: It's go NXT time yeah, brother!
Tweet 2: I think we're all looking forward to an NXT
focusing on Barry Corbin, Solomon Crowe, the Dubstep Cowboys and Alex Riley.
Enzo Amore and Big
Cass v Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder
Tweet 3: Kinda miss Carmella getting booed for being a
hairdresser or whatever tbh.
Tweet 4: Also missing Scott and Dash being called The
Mechanics because Christ that's a lol name for a tag team.Tweet 5: This absurd mullet on Enzo though.
Tweet 6: The Not-Mechanics grew up together in the Carolinas. Looking forward to the commentary gang talking up them being influenced by OMEGA.
Tweet 7: If this were a computer game Dawson and Wilder would both have Arn Anderson move sets.
Tweet 8: I bet Kevin Nash is disgusted by the amount of running about Big Cass does.
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| Shatter Machine, bah gawd!! |
Tweet 9: Dawson + Wilder + SHATTER MACHINE = No Chance in Hell
Tweet 10: Reminder that Charlotte and Dana Brooke are feuding over an advert there. Very WrestleMania X8...
Chad Gable and
Jason Jordan talk backstage
Tweet 11: Chad Gable talking about other tag teams and
how he and Jason Jordan are better them there.
Tweet 12: I like this team but I don't really know why.
Video package
hyping Charlotte v Dana Brooke
Tweet 13: Video package explaining Dana Brooke and
Charlotte's rivalry about being in a Tap Out advert. Yeah. This is actually
happening.
Tweet 14: I get why they're doing it and I like the
realism twist and all but it's very clearly being done to advertise Tap Out
more.
Baron Corbin v
Jesse Sorensen
Tweet 15: 'Wolf Shaman' Barry Corbin coming out with his
wet T-shirt and wolf powers. Amazing.
Tweet 16: Oh look, it's that lad TNA made resort to food
stamps.Tweet 17: Barry's going to the pay window, daddy!
Tyler Breeze
storms into William Regal's office and reiterates that he wants a special
opponent at Takeover
Tweet 18: I really want that to be Billy Regal's shoot
office.
Jason Jordan and
Chad Gable v Elias Samson Levis Valenzuela Jr
Tweet 19: Anyone on commentary going to acknowledge that
Chad Gable's outfit matches Dawkins and Fulton's? No? Okay.
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| Valenzuela Jr putting his hands out exposes the business. |
Tweet 20: "You don't have to be best friends to be great tag team partners" - Corey Graves
Tweet 21: That's true. Matt and Jeff HATED each other back in the day.
Tweet 22: Crying shame that nobody talks about popping hips on suplexes anymore.
Dana Brooke talks
to Devin Taylor
Tweet 23: Pick a camera and stick with it, Dana.
Tweet 24: Still slow burning this Devin Taylor v Dana
Brooke feud. Going to be wrestling's hottest feud when they pull the trigger.
Bull-Fit video
Tweet 25: Just a video package reminding us that Bull
Dempsey's a slob. No big.
Tweet 26: I hope this Bull Dempsey thing is leading to
the return of Simon Dean.Tweet 27: They really are sending you a message, Bull mate.
Charlotte v Dana
Brooke
Tweet 28: I wish Dana had shown up on RAW and attacked
Reigns for being chosen for the Tap Out ads.
Tweet 29: Dana's been put in Chucks to wrestle as a rib
on AJ Lee. |
| This wasn't bad but it could have been better. |
Tweet 30: "I don't suck" - Dana Brooke in response to the audience telling her she sucks
Tweet 31: Dana should bring back D'Lo's "Who sucks now?" bit.
Tweet 32: The NXT crowd are defs smart enough to do the "You do!" reply.
Tweet 33: That was not the feature match I expected. Had the result I expected though.
Samoa Joe talks
about his match next week
Tweet 34: Earlier today Samoa Joe was hanging around in a
corridor talking about people asking what he's doing in NXT. Great stuff.
Compelling TV.
Kevin Owens
apologises for hitting William Regal last week
Tweet 35: Surprising sound issues on this Regal-Owens bit.
Very unlike WWE.
Tweet 36: Imagine if Owens got the title back at Takeover
though.
Eva Marie
announces her goals
Tweet 37: If they put they women's title on Eva Marie
they could do some pretty interesting stuff. Have her Xavier it. Go full-on
undeserving champ.
Kevin Owens v Martin
Stone
Tweet 38: Danny Burch is back then.
Tweet 39: I remember when Martin Stone was getting hyped
as the future of the British indies. |
| Notice that Stone always wears the same gear...? |
Tweet 40: Owens wins and is now the king of British wrestling.
Tweet 41: Saddened Stone didn't take that pop-up power bomb on his elbows tbh.
Rhyno hype video
Tweet 42: "Let's take a look at Samoa Joe's opponent
next week: Rhyno!" *cut to a shot of an actual rhino*
Tweet 43: Rhyno's great. One of the few mid-card acts
he's been so consistently good he's forced WWE to protect him.
NXT tag team
championship: The Vaudevillains v Blake and Murphy (c)
Tweet 44: Talkies stars versus 90's kids TV presenters.
Highlight of the wrestling year right here.
Tweet 45: Loving Blake's Triple H circa 1994 haircut.Tweet 46: Corey Graves casually making jokes about Byron 'Petulant Child' Saxton being a cuckold. #PGera
Tweet 47: Blake's hair is a political power play.
Tweet 48: I've a feeling Triple H wants Blake and Murphy to be a tag team version of Ric Flair. Really great wrestlers who take shortcuts.
Tweet 49: Trouble is they're not actually great wrestlers.
Tweet 50: I'm mainly basing this on Blake's hair, the fact that they've been champions for a while now, and the way they're booked as a bit cowardly.
Tweet 51: So Gotch and English are getting the tag straps at Takeover: Brooklyn, yeah?
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| This is the best shot of this match form the WWE website. It's poor. |
Tweet 52: Nice ending there. The Vaudevillains had Alexa cornered but held the ropes for her to leave because chivalry. She slapped them.
Tweet 53: Imagine how that would have gone down in the Attitude Era. Bliss would have been piledriven and put through a table.
Tweet 54: Nice to be reminded that progress has been made in wrestling. Not much but a bit.
Tweet 55: Anyway, good show, everyone. Good hustle.
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