Tweet 1: You wanna talk about the roar of the crowd? You wanna talk about NXT!Tweet 2: Recap of Owens being champ and getting himself ready for Finn Bálor. This is out of the ordinary no?
Tweet 3: It's another move that sets NXT up as its own thing.
Tweet 4: Recap of Riley's hilarious "I'm a man" line from last week.
Tweet 5: Hoping the commentary team talk about how Bálor and Riley are mates this week.
William Regal and Alex Riley in Regal's office
Tweet 6: Riley and Regal having a chat. A-Ry basically saying he can do anything Regal can. Lolno, mate.Tweet 7: Regal carried that. Riley is awful. I really hate that his irritating Twitter campaign got him some attention from Trips.
Adam Rose v Tyler Breeze
Tweet 8: Marking out for the Ninja Turtle in Rose's entourage. Very CHIKARA.Tweet 9: I also like the guy who's gimmick is nothing more than looking vaguely like Byron Saxton.
Tweet 10: Selfie stick. #swoons
Tweet 11: WWE should play up the similarities between Rose and Jason King.
Tweet 12: "Ninja Turtle!" chant. Those guys get it.
|This is the environment in which Rose works best.|
Tweet 13: They've done more stalling than you'd get in the average Kevin Nash match so far.
Tweet 14: Breeze won. Before this segment ends I'd like to suggest putting someone in Rose's entourage dressed as Leo Kruger. #meta
Big Cass and Enzo Amore talk about Blake and Murphy
Tweet 15: "That Australian kid" - Big CassTweet 16: Cass just announced nobody gets to talk to Carmella. Which begs the question: who'd want to?
An unseen interview talks to Alexa Bliss
Tweet 17: What's Alexa Bliss been up to since we last saw her? Healing physically and mentally, apparently. And dying her hair.Tweet 18: Fifteen seconds of talking. Good approach. No one's getting that wrong. Except maybe Barry Corbin.
Angelo Dawkins and Sawyer Fulton v Blake and Murphy
Tweet 19: Still loving Blake and Murphy's early 90's WCW music.Tweet 20: Dawkins and Fulton making a surprisingly low key tag debut here.
Tweet 21: Loving Sawyer Fulton's Rick Steiner tribute.
|Even Fulton's naff hair is better than Blake and Murphy.|
Tweet 22: I miss Angelo Dawkins' backpack.
Tweet 23: Dawkins and Fulton > Blake and Murphy
Tweet 24: "Can anyone beat these two, Jason?" - Alex Riley on BLAKE AND MURPHY
Charlotte, Bayley and Emma in a locker room
Tweet 25: Bayley wishes Charlotte luck. Charlotte walks off. Emma turns up and reveals her new bitterness gimmick.Tweet 26: She reminds me of me.
Tweet 27: Bayley and Emma feuding over something that's not the women's championship would be good. Adds depth to the division.
Tweet 28: Video reminding us Rhyno came back. It's very shouty.Tweet 29: People in that video who got Gored included: Orlando Jordan, Lance Storm and The Rock.
Baron Corbin v Tony Briggs
Tweet 30: Barry Corbin and his weird nose there.Tweet 31: This Briggs lad is chunky ain't he?
Tweet 32: Kevin Owens is back at the announce desk. Fingers crossed he jobs out Riley again.
|I still think this move is ridiculous.|
Tweet 33: Barry beat Tony. First name lols.
Tweet 34: Jason Train plays the straight man in a very George Constanza way.
|It's still real to A-Ry, dammit!|
Tweet 35: Owens provokes Riley. The crowd chant for Riley. I'm sickened by that. You've got Kevin Owens RIGHT THERE and you're chanting for Riley.
Sami Zayn video
Tweet 36: Earlier this week Sami Zayn Skyped in from Montreal. Allegedly.Tweet 37: Maybe Triple H is so method that he flew Zayn up to Montreal from Florida on the McMahon family jet.
Tweet 38: "We can't film it in Florida! We have to go to Montreal! People will know!" - An imaginary comment from Triple H
Alex Riley confronts William Regal in his office
Tweet 39: A-Ry use your inside voice, bruv.
Solomon Crowe v Bull Dempsey
Tweet 40: The orange on Crowe's singlet matches his tan.Tweet 41: And the black on it matches his dye job.
|Bull would have been a good fit in DUF.|
Tweet 42: Add hair to the list of things I like about Bull Dempsey.
Tweet 43: That weird little rebound splash finish isn't going to last. It'll be downgraded to a transition move.
NXT women's championship: Sasha Banks (c) v Charlotte
Tweet 44: Looks like the women's championship match is getting about ten minutes. Good stuff.Tweet 45: Sasha Banks. #feelings
Tweet 46: If the heat between Sasha and Charlotte is genuine WWE may have found its new Bret and Shawn rivalry.
Tweet 47: Ahhhhhh the I'm-the-champion-so-I'll-take-a-count-out-loss-and-not-care-about-it routine. It's a classic.
Tweet 48: When I made William Regal in create-a-wrestler on No Mercy I gave him the knee lifts in a headlock move Charlotte just did.
|Weird-looking elbow on Charlotte there.|
Tweet 49: Loving these sequences calling back to the Rival four-way. Why can't they do this on the main roster?
Tweet 50: "Sasha using the four count!" - Rich Brennan on five counts
Tweet 51: One of Sasha's greatest strengths is making everything she does look vicious. She's so much better than AJ Lee.
|One of the best submission holds in WWE.|
Tweet 52: Bank Statement. #nevernotgood
Tweet 53: "Whadda spear!" Rich Brennan and The Albert Train on a rough-looking spear
Tweet 54: The crowd were right though: it WAS better than Reigns' spear.
Tweet 55: Had Charlotte watched some more of her dad's matches she'd have known going to the top rope wasn't going to work out.
Tweet 56: Really good match. They could have had Sasha go over clean though. Charlotte can afford a loss.