Sunday 10 August 2014

NXTweet 07.08.14

So here we are. Another Sunday, another compilation of tweets about NXT. It’s an easy post.

Jason Jordan and Tye Dillinger v Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady

Tweet 1: And now some tweets about NXT.
Tweet 2: Jason Jordan and Tye Dillinger have some wonderfully generic music going on.
Tweet 3: Also, it's not clear whether we're meant to like them for being all clean cut and athletic or dislike them for being generic and arrogant.
Tweet 4: Enzo and Big Cass though.
Tweet 5: You can't teach being seven feet tall. Sorta thing Kevin Nash would say.
Tweet 6: Commentary team pushing Cass's elbow is pretty lol.

Textbook pointing. Main roster pointing? Perhaps...

Tweet 7: Dillinger and Jordan have more than a little Benjamin and Haas about them.
Tweet 8: They should nick a few of the WGTT's moves. I was always partial to the German suplex-super kick combo.
Tweet 9: If Enzo and Cass don't get called up as a pair something will have gone very wrong.
Tweet 10: Pretty blah match as far as the wrestling went, but people are into Enzo and Cass so that's fine.

Sami Zayn chats to Renee Young, gets picked on by Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel, and then agrees to tag with Adam Rose

Tweet 11: Jason Albert and Alex Riley. #budgetcuts
Tweet 12: Sami Zayn doesn't have a tag partner. Uh-oh.
Tweet 13: Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel being recast as school bullies there.
Tweet 14: I like the idea that Adam Rose gets body surfed everywhere backstage. He's above walking.

CJ Parker v Xavier Woods

Tweet 15: CJ Parker needs to be announced from somewhere other than some place in Illinois. Maybe a National Park or something.
Tweet 16:  Stop frickin' frackin', kids. And wash your hands afterwards.

Sign Guy Parker.

Tweet 17: #XavierWoodseyeroll
Tweet 18: If CJ ever moves up to the main roster then he should debut by "protesting" with his signs. Wander all around the arena for an hour or so.
Tweet 19: I thought that double axe handle was going to finish Woods off. He's a tough dude to kick out of that...
Tweet 20: They should also work in some conspiracy theorist stuff to CJ's character.
Tweet 21: Forward roll into a clothesline? Not the best move, Xavier.
Tweet 22: Lots of kick outs going on but the moves being kicked out of are pretty standard.
Tweet 23: CJP winning is what's best for business.

Tyler Breeze addresses the arena on the Titantron

Tweet 24: 'The Definition of Delish'. I'm dying at that.
Tweet 25: So basically the Era of Gorgeous is coming. Lovely stuff.

Bayley v Eva Marie

Tweet 26: Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube men for Bayley's entrance there. It's simple stuff like that that makes me enjoy NXT.
Tweet 27: Even Eva Marie sitting on a box for her entrance isn't bad. It's pointless like her, so it fits her character.

Good headlock form from Eva there.

Tweet 28: Mike Chioda's on NXT ref duty again.
Tweet 29: That was unequivocally a wrestling match. Eva Marie's trying, bless 'er.

Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd v Sami Zayn and Adam Rose

Tweet 30: Why didn't Gabriel and Kidd walk to the ring together?
Tweet 31: Zayn's dancing is over with me.
Tweet 32: Jason Albert's dancing and nobody's thought to reference ‘The Hip Hop Hippo’. Poor.
Tweet 33: Renee would've been all over that.
Tweet 34: Justin Gabriel's robbed Heath Slater's haircut.
Tweet 35: "What could it mean for any of these four men to get a shot at The Ascension?" - Alex Riley

Just noticed Zayn's mismatched elbow pad colours as I posted this. So that'll be the comment.

Tweet 36: Kidd seems incapable of crowd interaction. It's fascinating.
Tweet 37: Sami Zayn, on the other hand, excels at it.
Tweet 38: Why is Adam Rose doing turnbuckle stuff on NXT? Unnecessary.
Tweet 39: "Whadda match!" - Alex Riley on an average match
Tweet 40: I've seen better episodes of NXT but that was still good. There's a reason for everything that happens. Rare in WWE. Non-existent in TNA.

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