Bolieve! |
But it wasn't completely forgettable. There were a number
of scenes that are destined to make it to the Payback opening video at the very
least.
The first was an opening scene which saw The Authority
mouth off about Daniel Bryan and The Shield before bringing out Brad Maddox.
Maddox had allowed Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins to be guest commentators
during a Batista v Roman Reigns match the week before. That hadn't sat well with
Triple H and Steph. They had Kane come to the ring and rough him up then give
him a choke slam and, just for good measure, a Tombstone piledriver.
Afterwards Maddox was fired as RAW General Manager. That
had been a long time coming. The presence of Stephanie and 'The Game' on
television every week has been making the GM position pointless since last
summer. Maddox had barely been featured and when he had been he'd usually been
doing something minor. This frees him up to be reintroduced in a new role.
Possibly as a wrestler, which is presumably what he was signed to do in the
first place.
Hour two's opening saw Bray Wyatt target Jerry 'The King'
Lawler in the latest stage of his quest to upset John Cena. Why would targeting
Jerry Lawler upset Cena, you ask. Apparently the two are very good pals. Such
good pals in fact that it's never been referenced before. The real reason
behind involving 'King' was that RAW was being held in Tennessee. That's firmly
Lawler country, making what happened an easy way to present 'The Eater of
Worlds' as a bad guy.
Tennessee heat! |
Lawler was brought into the ring by Harper and Rowan. JBL
tried to make the save but got a discuss clothesline for his trouble. Cena
dashed to the ring and stopped the Family from going too far with Lawler but
wound up being held by Harper and Rowan. Before Wyatt could resume his heinous
antics and perform a wrestling move on trained wrestler Jerry Lawler the Uso
brothers entered the fray. With the numbers evened the faces managed to chase
the Family off.
Cena told Bray he'd crossed a line by attacking Lawler
(something he didn't say to Randy Orton when Orton attacked his dad in January,
but whatevs). He ran through his arguments against Wyatt. Wyatt responded by
saying he was a god. Cena's general gist was that he'd beat Wyatt at Payback.
Sadly that seems entirely plausible.
Significant event number three was a showdown between
Stephanie McMahon and WWE champion Daniel Bryan. Steph wanted the injured D-Bry
to vacate the championship and assured him he could have a title match when he
was cleared to return to the ring. Bryan said that doing that would be a slap
in the face to all the fans that have supported him on his journey to the top.
The title belts stayed with him, on his shoulder and around his waist.
Stephanie's response to that was to air two week old
footage of Brie Bryan (a ring name I think she should adopt) giving her a shove
backstage. Stephanie then threatened to fire Brie if Bryan didn't agree to
vacate the championship. But instead of forcing the issue and getting Bryan to
make a rash decision to save his wife in the heat of the moment she gave him
the deadline of Payback to make a decision.
In non-storyline terms that's a good decision. The fate
of the WWE championship and an appearance from Daniel Bryan are two extra
reasons for people to tune into the currently-not-so-supershow. With Bryan
unable to wrestle this is the next best thing to do with him.
The evening ended with a contract signing between
Evolution and The Shield. What was the contract for? The six man elimination
tag match at Payback. Yeah, that match that WWE had been advertising for weeks
but apparently hadn’t had the participants officially agree to. For shame! Then
again, why do contract signings need to take place in WWE at all? Last minute
matches are made on a weekly basis without participants signing contracts. The
whole setup’s ridiculous.
Lawler looks surprisingly happy, doesn't he? |
After being introduced by Michael Cole 'The Hounds of
Justice' lobbed the chairs, table and fancy black cloth out of the ring.
Evolution sauntered out. The two factions had words before Ambrose, Rollins and
Reigns signed the paper (Ambrose managed to botch holding a clipboard, which
was amusing). The inevitable brawl happened once Batista, Orton and Tripper had
inked their names. Evolution got the better of that when H3 introduced his
trademark sledgehammer to proceedings. Ambrose and Rollins were thumped about
in the ring before Reigns was triple power bombed through the announce desk.
Based on this show the top of the Payback card stands a
good chance of being enjoyable. The undercard is looking pretty abysmal though.
But hey, that’s nothing new at this point.
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