The move should have led to tightly produced events
stacked with must-see matches. It hasn't. Slammiversary, like Lockdown before
it, has a handful of reasonably intriguing matches to offer but the card as a
whole is underwhelming.
If TNA are incapable of cobbling together four excellent
cards a year then I don't see that they can have much of a future. Any company
with a roster of talent like theirs and a half decent TV deal promoting four
pay-per-views a year should be able to make them great. Making them profitable
is a different story of course, but the quality should be there.
Let’s start with the use of the main event crew outside
of the world title bout. Kurt Angle and AJ Styles are facing one another in a
regular singles match. There are no stipulations and it seems the only reason
it's happening is because of AJ's questionable loyalty to the company.
The two will have a great match but is this really the
best that could be cooked up for two of TNA's best wrestler with three months
to play with? They've faced each other so many times, often on free TV, that
something extra needs to be added to their battles at this stage. Either an
interesting story (which Aces and Eights emphatically isn't) or a stipulation
they've not done before. If you want to use the two as the second biggest match
of a pay-per-views fans need to be given something they've not been given
before.
I'm expecting 'The Phenomenal One' to win. He's going to
challenge for the world title later in the year. He'll need to be kept strong
for that.
The treatment of Bobby Roode, James Storm, Austin Aries
and Christopher Daniels has been similarly shabby. A year and a half ago 'The
Cowboy' and 'The It Factor' were gracing the main event and 'A Double' was
winning the TNA championship. It felt as though TNA was finally
giving us the storylines and pushes we'd wanted for a long time. The younger
guys on the roster were getting the featured spots and carrying the top
championship.
In just twelve months that's all been undone. All three
have been demoted to the tag ranks after showing so much promise as headline
singles performers. The popularity of Christopher Daniels' heel character has
frustratingly not been capitalised on. Instead the writers have focused more on
the tiresome antics of Hulk Hogan, Brooke Hogan and Bully Ray. Even Taz has had
more of a push than Roode and company.
Unlike Styles and Angle I'm not sure these horribly
under-utilised wrestlers will manage to turn in a good performance. There will
be eight men in one match, one of whom is clumsy oaf Hernandez. My concern is
that too many spots and sequences will be stuffed into too short a run time.
The elimination rules won't help the pacing either.
Anyone could win this. There's no obvious outcome. I'd
like to see Bad Influence win. That would allow, Aries, Roode and Storm to
segue back into singles careers and make use of 'The Fallen Angel'. So I'll
pick them.
The returning Jeff Hardy will team with Samoa Joe and
Magnus to take on Aces and Eights members Wes Brisco, Garrett Bischoff and Mr
Anderson. The best thing I can say about this match is that it’s a very good
way of elevating Bischoff and Brisco. Teaming with Anderson isn’t really
anything special but getting to wrestle opposite Joe and Hardy on a pay-per-view
is a big thing for them.
While it’s a good thing for them it’s yet another example
of two wrestlers who should be in more prominent spots being booked in a
throwaway outing. Both ‘The Samoan Submission Machine’ and ‘The Charismatic
Enigma’ should be doing far more in TNA than they currently are. So should
Magnus for that matter. TNA should want to use that guy before the inevitable
hard-to-resist offer form WWE comes in.
If Joe and Magnus are going to continue being associated
with one another, which appears to be the case, then why aren’t they in the tag
team title match? If they’re going to be a team then they should be used
properly as a team. They’re one of the most long-standing units on the roster,
and former champions, but they were omitted from the title match. It doesn’t
make sense.
I’ll pick the Aces to win. Hardy is notoriously generous
when it comes to putting others over and a win here would make sense for
Garrett and Wes. Quality-wise I’m expecting little more than fast-paced filler.
The TNA world championship match has been built up well
enough but Sting being involved instead of any of the younger talent mentioned
above is what's wrong with the company's direction. No matter what those in
charge have convinced themselves Sting is not a draw. Neither is Hulk Hogan.
The only way TNA will progress as an organisation is if they accept that and
use the veterans in supporting roles while aggressively elevating the Roodes,
Aries and Storms of the roster. They're the guys who could be
draws within a few years (on a larger and more significant scale than they are
now) if only they get treated correctly.
Perhaps the plan is for Sting to lose and take up that
supporting role. That would be the smart thing to do. There's no sense that I
can see in derailing Bully Ray's push at the moment. He needs to be built up
into a dominating champion who's dethroned by someone who can play a part in
the company's future for years to come. That ain't 'The Stinger'. It's probably
AJ Styles, but it could be any of the guys I've already bemoaned the use of.
'Calfzilla' to win a heated but ultimately only passable
main event. For the record I'm expecting run-ins from Aces and Eights in this
match, specifically DOC and Knoxx.
Sting versus Bully. Who'll win? Who'll care?
Down on the undercard is where things are really drab. The match that really stands out is the TV title match (yeah, that's still a thing) between Devon and Joseph Park. It will be a comedy affair and possibly feature a run-in from somebody substituting as Abyss. Because a plot that sees Park and his long lost brother Abyss interacting with one another is what TNA fans have been clamouring for.
I'm going to predict a win for Park. There has to be some
reason for his continued presence on Impact. Scoring a victory over Aces and
Eights is as good a reason as any. In an ideal world he'd win the title, vacate
it, and then announce that he and Abyss are jetting off to live on an island
together. Then we'd never have to see the tiresome reunion and-or feud play
out. I won't get my hopes up for that though.
In the night's final title match Kenny King will defend
the X Division gold against Suicide and Chris Sabin. 'Cide, for the record,
will likely be played by TJ Perkins. He's the guy who was misused by Ring of
Honor last year and left after wrestling a tryout match for TNA.
I don't feel very positive about this match. Suicide
gimmick aside I like everyone involved. I was a big fan of ANX and King's
proven very capable in his follow-up singles career. TJP is amazing, the sort
of wrestler ROH management should have been desperate to hold on to but for
some reason weren't. And Sabin is an incredibly talented athlete who's had a
run of very bad luck with injuries over the last few years. He could easily be
a highlight of a logically booked X Division.
The thing is that the X Division isn't logically booked.
Take the decision to have every X Division match be a triple threat match, for
example. That's a lazy attempt at making something unique. It's a substitute
for compelling booking, as evidenced by the approach of trying to force an air
of mystery as to who the third man in any given X match on Impact will be. The
X Division deserves to be restocked with half a dozen new wrestlers and
prioritised by the booking team. If TNA can't bring themselves to do that they
may as well retire the concept. It's of no use or interest to anyone in its
current state.
Who'll win? Sabin. It feels time for a title change and
he'd get a good reaction winning the belt after returning from an injury.
The seventh match confirmed for Slammiversary is Jay
Bradley v Sam Shaw. It's a tournament final, with the winner getting a spot in
TNA's third annual Bound For Glory series, the winner of which gets a world
title match at, yep, Bound For Glory.
The cynic in me feels that this is a rather elaborate way
of including someone in the BFG series who can be used to lose regularly. They
may pick up one or two fluke wins but ultimately I think it's pretty safe to
assume either Shaw or Bradley will be involved to stop the likes of Robbie E, Kazarian
and EY performing endless jobs.
So, really, it doesn't matter who wins at Slammiversary.
They're going on to a string of losses. I'll pick Sam Shaw because I like his
name better. Yes, that's my reason.
Finally there's Taryn Terrell v Gail Kim. It should be a
good match. Terrell has shown promise in what she's been given to do since
stepping out if the referree shirt. Her story has been logically booked and
she'll be wrestling an established performer in Kim, which should mean people
care about and react to the match.
I think the former Mrs Drew McIntyre will win. That would
allow for an always popular underdog story and also setup a new babyface
challenger to the now-possibly-heel Mickie James.
See what I mean about this being a humdrum offering? The
BFG series should help to create some more meaningful rivalries for Bound For
Glory in October. I've a feeling the Aces and Eights plot will be nearing
completion by then too, which could bring about some pretty meaningful bouts. With
four months to get ready that show ought to be something special.
I want TNA to be better than they are. The fact that
they've got long term planning is great. They just need to start focusing it on
wrestlers who warrant it, not the Stings of the world. My advice to whoever's
scripting their shows right now would be to go back and look at what worked
last year. At least the right guys were getting pushed then.
Predictions
summary:
Bully Ray to defeat StingAJ Styles to defeat Kurt Angle
Bad Influence to outlast Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez, James Storm and Gunner, and Bobby Roode and Austin Aries
Chris Sabin to win the X Division championship
Wes Brisco, Garrett Bischoff and Mr Anderson to defeat Jeff Hardy, Samoa Joe and Magnus
Taryn Terrell to defeat Gail Kim
Joseph Park to defeat Devon
Sam Shaw to defeat Jay Bradley