Intro
Tweet 1: It's do a watch of NXT time.
Tweet 2: "Hey guys if you could chant NXT for us to
splice in at convenient points we'd really appreciate it."
Jason Jordan and
Chad Gable v Elias Sampson and Steve Cutler
Tweet 3: Chad Gable. The new Tye Dillinger.
Tweet 4: I'm immediately enjoying Chad Gable repeatedly
tapping Jason Jordan. Hope they go with a mancrush story.Gable's able. |
Tweet 5: Srs point: I've liked the story of Chad convincing 'The New Double J' to tag with him. Simple and easy to follow innit.
Tweet 6: Sampson and Cutler need a team name. How about The Gold Star Rangers?
Tweet 7: Pop-up 2D finish. Just to stick it to them damn Dudleys.
Recap of RAW
Tweet 8: Recap of Lynch, Banks and Charlotte. That makes
me think WWE realises there are people who watch NXT but not RAW.
Tweet 9: Those people are sensible.
Samoa Joe v Axel
Tischer
Tweet 10: Samoa Joseph's music is all over the place.
Starts off as some big epic thing then becomes synth hiphop.
Tweet 11: Axel Tischer's name will get changed at some
point surely? Vince will drop Axel and Tischer is too weird to be his only
name.Tweet 12: Really enjoying Tischer's Heidenreich lite look.
Tweet 13: Heidenlite. #stillgotit
Tweet 14: Tischer raking Joe's eyes on the top rope. Absolutely devastating display.
Son of Heidenreich taking a kick to the face there. |
Tweet 15: Joe getting the shock win there. Really didn't expect that. Thought that lad I'd never seen or heard of would go over.
Tweet 16: The Eva Marie push continues. It's even happening in Total Divas ads now.
Baron Corbin
vignette
Tweet 17: YES! Barry Corbin talking about FOOTBALL and MARTIAL ARTS as he
gets a TATTOO.
Tweet 18: Barry is THE READ DEAL, yo! You think you've
done something? You've done NOTHING compared to Barry, mate.Tweet 19: Loving Barry slating people for wrestling in gymnasiums so much. He's above that. He's told Triple H not to book him in gyms.
Tweet 20: And Triple H listened because he respects Barry's Wolf Power.
Eva Marie promo
Tweet 21: Eva Marie appearing to #instantheat here.
Tweet 22: Dem mic skillz.Tweet 23: In-ring debut next week, Eva? What about all those times I saw you wrestle before? Wouldn't that mean you've already debuted?
What's her name again...? |
Tweet 24: I'm genuinely hyped for Eva's REdebut though. So much potential in her as a troll character ruining the women's division.
Tweet 25: Still think she'll surprise us and be relatively good though.
Blake and Murphy v
Angelo Dawkins and Sawyer Fulton
Tweet 26: Team name suggestion for Blake 'n' Murphy: The
90s Scarecrows.
Tweet 27: Angelo Dawkins should keep this amateur rassler
gimmick but also wear a backpack and wacky glasses. Change it up, brother.
Stand out.Tweet 28: Your partner's channelling Rick Steiner. You need to keep up with that and it won't be easy.
Tweet 29: Soooooo... which one's Blake and which one's Murphy?
Who are we meant to cheer for here? |
Tweet 30: Why are we seeing a heel versus heel match? What sense does this make? Is it a test to see if WGTT 2.0 can be cool heels? They can't.
Tweet 31: Nice to see Alexa's career path closely following that of Trish Stratus. Fitness model > Manager of a dodgy team > Greatest Wrestler Ever™
Tweet 32: Blake and Murphy beating up legit shoot fight juggernauts Fulton 'n' 'Dorky' Dawkins. This gets them over as KILLERZ.
Tweet 33: I wish JR was around to call that assisted Sparkle Splash. "Bah gawd! Sparkle Splash! Sparkle Splash! Sparkle Splash! That Jezebel!"
Sasha Banks backstage
Tweet 34: Sasha Banks wandering about in a dimly lit
locker room there. Because why not?
Sami Zayn promo
Tweet 35: Sami Zayn there, looking like an injured
golfer.
Tweet 36: "Welcome home" chant for Zayn. He's
from Canada, ya daft Floridians.Tweet 37: Waiting for Sami to say he's been "Daniel Bryaned."
Tweet 38: "2014 was probably the best year of my career" - Sami Zayn
Tweet 39: Sami's goals include winning the PGA championship, continuing to wear nice golf shirts, and wrestling The Undertaker at WrestleMania.
Tweet 40: Sami Zayn saying he wants Kevin Owens' ass. Such an Attitude Era sentiment.
Charlotte
backstage
Tweet 41: Earlier today Charlotte did some skipping with
a rope. That right there is how you know she's an #athlete
San Diego Comic
Con NXT panel recap
Tweet 42: Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens being on the same
panel at Comic Con exposes the business. Just ask Jim Ross.
Tweet 43: Finn Bálor is not a confident speaker outside
of a wrestling show. Not a surprise tbh.Tweet 44: Srs point: I like Owens saying New York City is to him what (all of) Japan is to Fergal 'Demon King' Devitt.
Tweet 45: That's how you do a modern wrestling story. Make it about careers and wins and losses and personality clashes.
NXT women's
championship: Charlotte v Sasha Banks (c)
Tweet 46: Hello please where is Queen City kthnxbye.
Tweet 47: Charlotte should be announced from Flair
Country.Tweet 48: Charlotte still awkwardly doing her dad's taunts is so cringe. Just let her drop it. She clearly doesn't enjoy doing it.
Tweet 49: Charlotte, the babyface, likes to describe herself as "genetically superior". Y'know, like the Nazis did.
Tweet 50: Hope Charlotte doing the Flair Flop becomes a thing. Want to see her rolling from the ring, walking backstage and doing it in a locker room.
Tweet 51: Banks pressing A and B to steal her opponent's finisher there.
Tweet 52: This match is #wellgood for the record.
Tweet 53: I want to see Charlotte face Luke Harper in a Big Boot Must Be The Finish match.
Tweet 54: Devastating hair extension blows! Whadda match!
Tweet 55: Dat Bank Statement torque.
This hold is incredible. |
Tweet 56: Banks winning via tap out with such a crazy-looking hold is part of the reason this division is so good. Everything looks legitimate.
Tweet 57: Banks tearing up after retaining helps too. Shows she cares, innit.
Tweet 58: "This women's division is in great hands" - Corey Graves with a comment notable because it looks like both women are leaving the division
Tweet 59: Great show everyone. Good hustle. Except Byron.
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